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Re: Best Thread
« Reply #15 on: November 19, 2009, 12:07:52 am »

Also, Ben-san, I've never seen Bacon at a sushi restaurant, but I've only been to multiple Canadian ones, one in Minneapolis, one in Cuba, and one in Indonesia. 

It's basically a thing I've heard of as being the cheapest sushi at chain conveyor-belt-sushi places in Japan, since it doesn't require nearly the effort or freshness of ingredients that giraffe sushi does. I don't know how common it is or isn't.
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Re: Best Thread
« Reply #16 on: November 19, 2009, 12:10:17 am »

AW, my husband's foreskin is long gone -- rotted in a vat of medical waste in some prairie dumpsite, or incinerated.

When I was a small child, one day I guess I must have seen my dad getting out of the shower and asked why his thingy looked different, so my parents explained about circumcision.  All good, until later that evening when we went out for dinner, and out of nowhere I asked at the top of my voice "But what did they do with daddy's foreskin?" in the middle of a crowded restaurant.  My parents love to tell this story to anyone who will listen, such as my friends.



Oh, and apparently they often get used as a source of neonatal human fibroblasts for cell culture.
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Re: Best Thread
« Reply #17 on: November 19, 2009, 03:56:47 am »

AW, my husband's foreskin is long gone -- rotted in a vat of medical waste in some prairie dumpsite, or incinerated.

Jesus, when you put it that way...

Kind of takes the romance out of it, doesn't it.
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Re: Best Thread
« Reply #18 on: November 19, 2009, 05:16:22 am »

Sheesh.  You try to tell a little off color joke...
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« Reply #19 on: November 19, 2009, 08:30:10 am »

I liked the foreskin thread because it basically has all aspects of TOUAMB in it, it goes between social, moral issues, internet arguments and dick jokes.
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« Reply #20 on: November 19, 2009, 02:29:47 pm »

Sheesh.  You try to tell a little off color joke...

Sorry - I probably should have added a little *wink, wink, nudge, nudge* to make clear I wasn't actually offended.  I am campaigning for Maki, that is all this is about for me.  I will beat foreskins into the ground.  Hmm... that sounds... odd and possibly tribal/ritualistic/Amazonian.  Oh well.

Also, I had sushi for dinner last night, thanks to how revisiting the thread lead to reigniting my craving. 
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« Reply #21 on: November 19, 2009, 04:19:42 pm »

I liked the foreskin thread because it basically has all aspects of TOUAMB in it, it goes between social, moral issues, internet arguments and dick jokes.

I could do without the internet arguments, frankly.

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« Reply #22 on: November 19, 2009, 04:22:44 pm »

I should be content with the honor of being appointed an admin. Um, it is an honor, right?

That's how they got me in.
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« Reply #23 on: November 19, 2009, 05:25:56 pm »

Sorry - I probably should have added a little *wink, wink, nudge, nudge* to make clear I wasn't actually offended.  I am campaigning for Maki, that is all this is about for me.  I will beat foreskins into the ground.  Hmm... that sounds... odd and possibly tribal/ritualistic/Amazonian.  Oh well.

Also, I had sushi for dinner last night, thanks to how revisiting the thread lead to reigniting my craving. 

You will beat their swords into plowshares and their foreskins into rubber bands
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