The OFFICIAL Unofficial Achewood Message Board

Please login or register.

Login with username, password and session length
Advanced search  

News:

@achewood I shouldn't have to tell people not to hit me on the head nearly so often as I do.

Poll

Vote for the Best Thread Award

Hey Bobby, Have You Seen This One?
- 8 (24.2%)
Raise your hand if you are uncircumcised
- 12 (36.4%)
Maki
- 7 (21.2%)
Wombat Watches the Super Bowl
- 1 (3%)
Sports & Leisure - a modest proposal
- 5 (15.2%)

Total Members Voted: 33


Pages: [1] 2   Go Down

Author Topic: Best Thread  (Read 11405 times)

0 Members and 2 Guests are viewing this topic.

pmcd9

  • Moderator
  • Dude since Knucklehead times
  • *
  • Tiny cans of Dr Pepper: 608
  • Offline Offline
  • Gender: Male
  • Posts: 12778
  • The Kid is up to no good
    • View Profile
Best Thread
« on: November 18, 2009, 03:37:11 am »
What have we been talking about that made us giggle or made us think?

Here are the nominations for Best Thread:

Hey Bobby, Have You Seen This One? - http://touamb.com/index.php/topic,4826.0.html
Topic started by: Pmcd9

Raise your hand if you are uncircumcised - http://touamb.com/index.php/topic,4877.0.html
Topic started by ***** God

Maki - http://touamb.com/index.php/topic,5207.0.html
Topic started by sideshow

Wombat Watches the Super Bowl - http://touamb.com/index.php/topic,4828.0.html
Topic started by Pmcd9

Sports & Leisure - a modest proposal - http://touamb.com/index.php/topic,5150.0.html
Topic started by alreadyinuse
Logged
I hope I never have to refer to a scone in spoken conversation.

wombat

  • English-Speaking Pizza
  • Mod Squad
  • Dude since Knucklehead times
  • *
  • Tiny cans of Dr Pepper: 644
  • Offline Offline
  • Posts: 12493
  • Yeah man, these are pugs, not some fuck*ng lolcat.
    • View Profile
Re: Best Thread
« Reply #1 on: November 18, 2009, 04:07:12 am »
This is hard. We are pretty damn funny.
Logged
What is this, the fuckin' Algonquin Round Table or some shit?  - Nabu

If you're going to change your life then you have to change it every day, not just the days the world isn't taking a shit on you. -Doc

Arachno-capitalist

  • Jacobean Fuckbot
  • Mom-Mom's Weepin' Eye
  • *
  • Tiny cans of Dr Pepper: 319
  • Offline Offline
  • Gender: Male
  • Posts: 3967
  • Ostriches and I have a history. So I eat them.
    • View Profile
Re: Best Thread
« Reply #2 on: November 18, 2009, 05:42:26 am »
Sports & Leisure - a modest proposal - http://touamb.com/index.php/topic,5150.0.html
Topic started by alreadyinuse

This is for our coordinated and spontaneous community response to trolling.
Logged
Guy at my watering hole: "Acap, why do you keep coming to Jack's?They just serve shitty burgers and happen to have beers on tap."
Acap: I was thirsty one day and I sat down. A year later, Jack's was built around me and thirst is a recurring thing.

wombat

  • English-Speaking Pizza
  • Mod Squad
  • Dude since Knucklehead times
  • *
  • Tiny cans of Dr Pepper: 644
  • Offline Offline
  • Posts: 12493
  • Yeah man, these are pugs, not some fuck*ng lolcat.
    • View Profile
Re: Best Thread
« Reply #3 on: November 18, 2009, 01:42:56 pm »
I think that thread deserves a separate award for Community Service instead.
Logged
What is this, the fuckin' Algonquin Round Table or some shit?  - Nabu

If you're going to change your life then you have to change it every day, not just the days the world isn't taking a shit on you. -Doc

wombat

  • English-Speaking Pizza
  • Mod Squad
  • Dude since Knucklehead times
  • *
  • Tiny cans of Dr Pepper: 644
  • Offline Offline
  • Posts: 12493
  • Yeah man, these are pugs, not some fuck*ng lolcat.
    • View Profile
Re: Best Thread
« Reply #4 on: November 18, 2009, 05:24:46 pm »
Ooo, I am extremely unhappy with the voting trend here. You are all succumbing to the misconception that just because something is a serious topic, it is of higher quality.

Hey, I just realized what is wrong with our approach here - a election is supposed to have campaigning. What's with all this voting in the polls and not posting in the thread?
Logged
What is this, the fuckin' Algonquin Round Table or some shit?  - Nabu

If you're going to change your life then you have to change it every day, not just the days the world isn't taking a shit on you. -Doc

jaydub

  • VIP
  • Philippe is standing on it.
  • *
  • Tiny cans of Dr Pepper: 1493
  • Offline Offline
  • Gender: Male
  • Posts: 5056
  • Arrant pedantry
    • View Profile
Re: Best Thread
« Reply #5 on: November 18, 2009, 05:34:24 pm »
I'm giving a lot of thought to this one.  Currently I'm favoring the Maki thread, because on re-reading it I was laughing so hard that I was making snot bubbles.
Logged
If you desire peace, work for justice.

jay-ell

  • Den Mother
  • VIP
  • Philippe is standing on it.
  • *
  • Tiny cans of Dr Pepper: 407
  • Offline Offline
  • Gender: Female
  • Posts: 7869
    • View Profile
Re: Best Thread
« Reply #6 on: November 18, 2009, 05:41:03 pm »
Quote from: wombat on November 18, 2009, 05:24:46 pm
Ooo, I am extremely unhappy with the voting trend here. You are all succumbing to the misconception that just because something is a serious topic, it is of higher quality.

Hey, I just realized what is wrong with our approach here - a election is supposed to have campaigning. What's with all this voting in the polls and not posting in the thread?

The rest of us mere mortals can't see the results yet, so don't give anything away!
Logged
"I always hear 'punch me in the face' when you're speaking. But it's usually subtext." -- Martin Freeman as John Watson

wombat

  • English-Speaking Pizza
  • Mod Squad
  • Dude since Knucklehead times
  • *
  • Tiny cans of Dr Pepper: 644
  • Offline Offline
  • Posts: 12493
  • Yeah man, these are pugs, not some fuck*ng lolcat.
    • View Profile
Re: Best Thread
« Reply #7 on: November 18, 2009, 06:36:15 pm »
Quote from: jay-ell on November 18, 2009, 05:41:03 pm
The rest of us mere mortals can't see the results yet, so don't give anything away!

I am giving away that so far the answer is wrong so that you people can shape up.
Logged
What is this, the fuckin' Algonquin Round Table or some shit?  - Nabu

If you're going to change your life then you have to change it every day, not just the days the world isn't taking a shit on you. -Doc

Arachno-capitalist

  • Jacobean Fuckbot
  • Mom-Mom's Weepin' Eye
  • *
  • Tiny cans of Dr Pepper: 319
  • Offline Offline
  • Gender: Male
  • Posts: 3967
  • Ostriches and I have a history. So I eat them.
    • View Profile
Re: Best Thread
« Reply #8 on: November 18, 2009, 08:17:07 pm »
Wombat is campaigning against my nomination.
After all I've done for you, wombles...
Logged
Guy at my watering hole: "Acap, why do you keep coming to Jack's?They just serve shitty burgers and happen to have beers on tap."
Acap: I was thirsty one day and I sat down. A year later, Jack's was built around me and thirst is a recurring thing.

pmcd9

  • Moderator
  • Dude since Knucklehead times
  • *
  • Tiny cans of Dr Pepper: 608
  • Offline Offline
  • Gender: Male
  • Posts: 12778
  • The Kid is up to no good
    • View Profile
Re: Best Thread
« Reply #9 on: November 18, 2009, 08:38:29 pm »
This race is shaping up nicely so far, very close.  I don't know how many total votes we should expect.  I encourage all lurkers to cast your votes. 
Logged
I hope I never have to refer to a scone in spoken conversation.

side_show

  • Sweet Fancy Moses
  • Mod Squad
  • Philippe is standing on it.
  • Tiny cans of Dr Pepper: 501
  • Offline Offline
  • Gender: Female
  • Posts: 6487
    • View Profile
Re: Best Thread
« Reply #10 on: November 18, 2009, 08:44:53 pm »
Vote for Maki - Maki for all!

Do you know what tastes great with a tiny can of Doctor Pepper?  A Delicious, hand rolled giraffe Maki.  Or if you're looking to indulge in something truly gourmet:  giraffe Placenta Maki.  

Would you want to eat a Foreskin Maki?  Hell no!  Troll & Pug Maki?  Equal parts foul and hearbreaking!  Superbowl Maki?  That is a hot dog sir or madam!  Bacon Maki?  Okay... maybe that last one wouldn't be so bad.

Regardless...

A vote for Maki is a vote for all that is good in the world.
Logged
Abuse of power comes as no surprise.

Ben-San

  • -=Ray=-
  • Tiny cans of Dr Pepper: 164
  • Offline Offline
  • Posts: 1259
  • Two-Fisted Detective
    • View Profile
Re: Best Thread
« Reply #11 on: November 18, 2009, 09:02:33 pm »
Bacon nigiri is a common form of very cheap sushi in Japanese sushi restaurants, as I understand it. I haven't heard of bacon maki, though.
Logged

AugustWest

  • Over Easy
  • Philosopher King
  • Dude since Knucklehead times
  • *
  • Tiny cans of Dr Pepper: 774
  • Offline Offline
  • Gender: Male
  • Posts: 10549
  • Bulbous, also tapered.
    • View Profile
Re: Best Thread
« Reply #12 on: November 18, 2009, 09:06:08 pm »
Quote from: side_show on November 18, 2009, 08:44:53 pm

Would you want to eat a Foreskin Maki?  Hell no!  

1)  You just got married not long ago, didn't you?

2)  Yeah, but if you rub on it a little you get twice as much.
Logged
Infinitely vast, infinitely detailed.

side_show

  • Sweet Fancy Moses
  • Mod Squad
  • Philippe is standing on it.
  • Tiny cans of Dr Pepper: 501
  • Offline Offline
  • Gender: Female
  • Posts: 6487
    • View Profile
Re: Best Thread
« Reply #13 on: November 18, 2009, 09:43:19 pm »
AW, my husband's foreskin is long gone -- rotted in a vat of medical waste in some prairie dumpsite, or incinerated.  Either way, 28 year old rotten medical waste or cremated ashes are not a filling for any maki I want to eat.  No matter how tasty the sushi rice that surrounds it, I say no thank you sir.  And the foreskin doesn't grow.  It stretches. 

Also, Ben-san, I've never seen Bacon at a sushi restaurant, but I've only been to multiple Canadian ones, one in Minneapolis, one in Cuba, and one in Indonesia. 
Logged
Abuse of power comes as no surprise.

CortJstr

  • Mod Squad
  • Philippe is standing on it
  • Tiny cans of Dr Pepper: 338
  • Offline Offline
  • Gender: Male
  • Posts: 9819
  • Which gives us AN EXCUSE TO DRINK!
    • View Profile
Re: Best Thread
« Reply #14 on: November 18, 2009, 11:25:52 pm »
Quote from: side_show on November 18, 2009, 09:43:19 pm
I've only been to multiple Canadian ones, one in Minneapolis, one in Cuba, and one in Indonesia. 

Only.
Logged
Pages: [1] 2   Go Up
« previous next »