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Vote for Newbie of the Year

GreenKoolayd
- 7 (20%)
Bluemoon 72
- 13 (37.1%)
Ted Striker
- 7 (20%)
Chump Change
- 2 (5.7%)
Toaster
- 6 (17.1%)

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pmcd9

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Newbie of the Year (formerly Best N00b)
« on: November 18, 2009, 04:20:59 am »

The year of the assetbar refugee.  The old message board verily has been rejuvenated by the influx of newcomers in the last couple of months.  Many have already had a big impact and this category is where we decide who will earn the title of Newbie of the Year.

Your nominees are GreenKoolayd, Bluemoon 72, Ted Striker, Chump Change, Toaster
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Re: Newbie of the Year (formerly Best N00b)
« Reply #1 on: November 18, 2009, 07:32:47 am »

I totally forgot Toaster counted as a newbie, does that count in his favour or against? Who can say!
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Re: Newbie of the Year (formerly Best N00b)
« Reply #2 on: November 18, 2009, 06:40:47 pm »

FACT! TedStriker is a newbie.

FACT! As shown by his avatar, he is sweating profusely...about this award.

FACT! Abuse of the third person isn't funny.

FACT! Toaster posts circles around his ass.
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Re: Newbie of the Year (formerly Best N00b)
« Reply #3 on: November 18, 2009, 06:52:10 pm »

FACT! TedStriker is a newbie.

FACT! As shown by his avatar, he is sweating profusely...about this award.

FACT! Abuse of the third person isn't funny.

FACT! Toaster posts circles around his ass.
You got my vote, man. You battled me and won by a nose (before Bobby I. swooped in and made us both look like pansies). Folks speak highly of this Toaster dude, but I can't remember a single one of his posts. Then again, I'm so new that I barely even know what's going on here. Anyway, Godspeed.
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Re: Newbie of the Year (formerly Best N00b)
« Reply #4 on: November 18, 2009, 06:55:05 pm »

You got my vote, man. You battled me and won by a nose (before Bobby I. swooped in and made us both look like pansies). Folks speak highly of this Toaster dude, but I can't remember a single one of his posts. Then again, I'm so new that I barely even know what's going on here. Anyway, Godspeed.

And now I'm wondering why Rowboat isn't in the list. When we nominated people, I forgot that he hasn't been here all along.

Lots of new blood 'round here lately. No such thing as too much of a good thing.
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Re: Newbie of the Year (formerly Best N00b)
« Reply #5 on: November 18, 2009, 08:27:05 pm »

And now I'm wondering why Rowboat isn't in the list.
Aw, I wasn't expecting that. I figure you gotta be especially nice and/or especially funny to win these kinds of things and neither of those are really my forte. Besides, I'D THINK I LOST MY TOUCH!
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Re: Newbie of the Year (formerly Best N00b)
« Reply #6 on: November 18, 2009, 08:40:04 pm »

Aw, I wasn't expecting that. I figure you gotta be especially nice and/or especially funny to win these kinds of things and neither of those are really my forte. Besides, I'D THINK I LOST MY TOUCH!


Well you did spend most of your first month here complaining that we treat assetbar unfairly so there is also that.
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Re: Newbie of the Year (formerly Best N00b)
« Reply #7 on: November 18, 2009, 08:47:05 pm »

Quote from: Arachno-capitalist on November 16, 2009, 10:32:33 PM via PM to pmcd9
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Newbie of the Year (formerly Best N00b):  The chick who took a picture of her butt in her office and by like day 2 was telling us her plans to dump her husband because she met a guy on assbar.

It was Blumoon72. I meant to say Bluemoon72

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Re: Newbie of the Year (formerly Best N00b)
« Reply #8 on: November 18, 2009, 08:56:44 pm »

It was Blumoon72. I meant to say Bluemoon72

I knew who you meant and I don't want to give anything away, but if anyone else hopes to have even a ghost of a chance in this particular race I suggest you start posting pictures of your ass muy pronto!

 ;D

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Re: Newbie of the Year (formerly Best N00b)
« Reply #9 on: November 18, 2009, 09:11:16 pm »

Well you did spend most of your first month here complaining that we treat assetbar unfairly so there is also that.
OK, that's a bit of an exaggeration, man. Really, I'm just about now nearing the end of my first month of really posting regularly here and I don't think I've mentioned assetbar in about three weeks. And anyway, it was an issue that I felt needed to be discussed. It was and I dropped it. Since then I've just been talking about shit I hate, which is what I do.

In any case, I'll say it again - I had no expectations of being nominated. I would've been shocked if I had been.

P.S. Just for the record (as if it mattered):

My first mention of assetbar on TOUAMB - 10/16

My last mention of assetbar on TOUAMB - 10/25

Total mentions of asssetbar on TOUAMB - 5

Just had to clear that up with a little research.
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Re: Newbie of the Year (formerly Best N00b)
« Reply #10 on: November 19, 2009, 04:22:52 am »

I am chagrined I have but one ass to give to give to this campaign.  However, if I am the honored recipient of this illustrious award, I hereby proclaim my ACTUAL ass to be shown..a full moon, as it were.  Please, carry on.
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Re: Newbie of the Year (formerly Best N00b)
« Reply #11 on: November 19, 2009, 05:52:58 am »

i totally would have gotten this award if all you assholes hadnt shown up with your superior awesomeness...... [[sigh]]
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Re: Newbie of the Year (formerly Best N00b)
« Reply #12 on: November 19, 2009, 05:57:18 am »

I am chagrined I have but one ass to give to give to this campaign.  However, if I am the honored recipient of this illustrious award, I hereby proclaim my ACTUAL ass to be shown..a full moon, as it were.  Please, carry on.

Wow, now there's a party platform! Asses for all!
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Re: Newbie of the Year (formerly Best N00b)
« Reply #13 on: November 19, 2009, 05:59:46 am »

Its certainly worth getting behind.
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Re: Newbie of the Year (formerly Best N00b)
« Reply #14 on: November 19, 2009, 06:23:06 am »

that'll guarantee it's bluemoon in the end
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