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December 1, 2009: The Golden Mallet
« on: December 01, 2009, 02:07:05 pm »
Clerk all KNOWIN'

And the eventual (inevitable?) march toward parenthood continues...
« Last Edit: December 01, 2009, 02:22:22 pm by TedStriker »
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How surprising that your worldview is food-related.

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Re: December 1, 2009: The Golden Mallet
« Reply #1 on: December 01, 2009, 02:21:01 pm »
Is this going to become a comic about a baby... cat?

I think I am OK with that. I have faith.
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Re: December 1, 2009: The Golden Mallet
« Reply #2 on: December 01, 2009, 02:45:51 pm »
Are cat condoms reinforced, on account of the barbs?

And are the condoms themselves barbed, for her displeasure?
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Re: December 1, 2009: The Golden Mallet
« Reply #3 on: December 01, 2009, 03:00:57 pm »
Weak sauce from a recycled premise.
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Re: December 1, 2009: The Golden Mallet
« Reply #4 on: December 01, 2009, 03:13:43 pm »
Quote from: wombat on December 01, 2009, 02:21:01 pm
I have faith.

Maybe the '65 Ford Galaxie will end up peeling out the baby's head skin. I can hold out for that.
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Re: December 1, 2009: The Golden Mallet
« Reply #5 on: December 01, 2009, 03:29:40 pm »
I hear condoms are the ideal storage container for leftover risotto.
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Re: December 1, 2009: The Golden Mallet
« Reply #6 on: December 01, 2009, 07:32:43 pm »
I doubt you read that in "Kitchen Tips from Heloise".
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Re: December 1, 2009: The Golden Mallet
« Reply #7 on: December 01, 2009, 08:27:22 pm »
Quote from: dejavroom on December 01, 2009, 03:13:43 pm
Maybe the '65 Ford Galaxie will end up peeling out the baby's head skin. I can hold out for that.

the hell?
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Re: December 1, 2009: The Golden Mallet
« Reply #8 on: December 01, 2009, 09:02:45 pm »
three words:

Cartilage Head Junior
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Re: December 1, 2009: The Golden Mallet
« Reply #9 on: December 01, 2009, 09:07:43 pm »
Quote from: dejavroom on December 01, 2009, 03:13:43 pm
Maybe the '65 Ford Galaxie will end up peeling out the baby's head skin. I can hold out for that.

I don't think Todd's going to have any progeny anytime soon.

Thing is, Beef's going to make a "good" dad in the same way that he's a "good" husband; he's still from Circumstances and that still casts a shadow, but when the chips are down, he does the right thing.

Besides, Molly's baby shower could be an epic time for Showbiz to resurface.
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Re: December 1, 2009: The Golden Mallet
« Reply #10 on: December 01, 2009, 09:29:26 pm »
Quote from: CortJstr on December 01, 2009, 03:29:40 pm
I hear condoms are the ideal storage container for leftover risotto.

Is THAT what they're calling it now?

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Re: December 1, 2009: The Golden Mallet
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Re: December 1, 2009: The Golden Mallet
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Re: December 1, 2009: The Golden Mallet
« Reply #13 on: December 01, 2009, 11:30:32 pm »
Quote from: Asherdan on December 01, 2009, 10:52:05 pm
Tend to agree, but...

I like when dude does funky product designs. Except these seem a little on the 'obvious' side.

I also think it's not bad that dude is going to try going shorter, more frequent bursts. Seems like the long panel count stuff hasn't been all that swell for a while and breaking form might give a new whiff to things.

Maybe allow some new bacteria to cultivate in the achewood inspiration petri dish, like.
What he said. So much so that I won't say anything more on it.
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Re: December 1, 2009: The Golden Mallet
« Reply #14 on: December 02, 2009, 01:01:01 am »
Maybe I'm just cynical, but I can't help but feel that "posting short pieces more often than large pieces less often" is going to turn into "posting short pieces less often".
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