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Re: TOUAMBie Award "Most Popular"
« Reply #15 on: December 02, 2009, 03:01:00 pm »

I have always suspected that you were all figments of my imagination. This finally proves it.

As a figment of your imagination, I thank you for my awesome backstory and the hella-immersive environment in which I presently function.  The soup I had yesterday was delicious. Maybe today you can imagine that I get Thai food instead?
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Re: TOUAMBie Award "Most Popular"
« Reply #16 on: December 02, 2009, 03:08:44 pm »

If we're making requests, can you imagine that my kids behave themselves today? It would really help me out.
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Re: TOUAMBie Award "Most Popular"
« Reply #17 on: December 02, 2009, 05:56:21 pm »

I just noticed 2 things - my post count has finally elevated me to the coveted Sanryobuki Artificial Liver category, and somehow my can count has reached 4 digits.  While I will claim responsibility for my excessive posting, I'm pretty sure I must have said something complimentary about pugs which was rewarded with a kilocan.  What was it?
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Re: TOUAMBie Award "Most Popular"
« Reply #18 on: December 02, 2009, 09:01:50 pm »

I honestly don't remember giving you those cans, but it's definitely possible. I know I was throwing some cans around when I first figured out how, but the only case I specifically remember had to do with... a giraffe suit?
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Re: TOUAMBie Award "Most Popular"
« Reply #19 on: December 02, 2009, 09:03:33 pm »

Wasn't me.
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Re: TOUAMBie Award "Most Popular"
« Reply #20 on: December 03, 2009, 03:39:08 am »

TEDSARTIKER.

YOU DISSED ME AEARLIER YOU TWATIG BASTARD.

YOU DISS BRAITAIN.

YOU DISS MY fuck*ng NAME.

I will fuck ay ou up sunshine. dpont' make me fucng angry bexause . I will FIC YOU DICK YOU.

Aye?
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Re: TOUAMBie Award "Most Popular"
« Reply #21 on: December 03, 2009, 03:53:06 am »

Is "twatting" actually a word?

Because, goddamn it, it should be.
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Re: TOUAMBie Award "Most Popular"
« Reply #22 on: December 03, 2009, 03:56:15 am »

Is "twatting" actually a word?

Because, goddamn it, it should be.

IT IS

When i/m furouiious.
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Re: TOUAMBie Award "Most Popular"
« Reply #23 on: December 03, 2009, 06:41:52 am »

What about twatblanket?
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Re: TOUAMBie Award "Most Popular"
« Reply #24 on: December 03, 2009, 06:56:09 am »

What about twatblanket?

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Re: TOUAMBie Award "Most Popular"
« Reply #25 on: December 03, 2009, 04:03:33 pm »

IT IS

When i/m furouiious.

How is that pronounced?  "Fur-oo-ee-us." 

Now I'm imagining my youngest daughter saying "Fuwious" like Elmer Fudd.  That would be awesome.
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Re: TOUAMBie Award "Most Popular"
« Reply #26 on: December 03, 2009, 04:17:34 pm »

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