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TOUAMBie Award "Most Popular"
« on: December 02, 2009, 02:39:06 am »

The most popular award holds a special place for me because I won it in 2005.  As you might have guessed this is the award that goes to the member that everyone loves the best.

Even though I am nominated for this award I am going to present it.  Don't worry, I didn't win.

I'll be back in just a few keystrokes with my presentation.
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Re: TOUAMBie Award "Most Popular"
« Reply #1 on: December 02, 2009, 02:47:26 am »

After all the careful preparation that went into the planning of this show I overlooked one important task.  I forgot to write an award presentation for this award which I am presenting so I am going to go extemporaneous.

About the nominees...  I'll start with myself.  I won this award the last time it came around.  I don't know why I am popular here, but I appreciate that you all like me.  But looking at the nominees I knew that I didn't stand a chance.  How did I beat you all 4 years ago?

August West, our own attorney at law, the man who won on Jeopardy.  I love this man.  I'm gonna admit right here that he got my vote.  He's the most everything on this board in my humble opinion. 

The Inevitable is a great kid, he was still in high school when he started postiing here.  he has passionate opinions and loves music and he's always nice even when he disagrees with you.  Everybody loves the Inevitable.

Jay-ell is the den mother, the one who has always kept the peace around here with her fist of iron and heart full of love.  It's a testament that she was nominated for this award even though she's been awol for most of the past few years raising a family.

Which brings us to our new overlord and benevolent dictator, the award for most popular goes to our one and only Wombat.  She's always been here and she's always been one of this boards greatest champions.  Wombat, nobody deserves this award more than you.  Congratulations.


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Re: TOUAMBie Award "Most Popular"
« Reply #2 on: December 02, 2009, 02:49:10 am »

I have always suspected that you were all figments of my imagination. This finally proves it.

Thanks to all of you - or all of me - anyway, of course. And thanks to the internet, for being the only place where I can finally experience what it's like to be the most popular kid in the class.
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Re: TOUAMBie Award "Most Popular"
« Reply #3 on: December 02, 2009, 02:51:08 am »

Thank you Wombat.  To view the results of this vote go here.
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Re: TOUAMBie Award "Most Popular"
« Reply #4 on: December 02, 2009, 02:51:27 am »

We are figments, but we're your figments.

And we love  you.

Congrats, Wombles.
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Re: TOUAMBie Award "Most Popular"
« Reply #5 on: December 02, 2009, 02:51:44 am »

Imma let you finihs, but first I gotta say that Judy is double dick-disq-disqualified on account of him not being name Judy an not being a girl  and actually showing up for an award you're not s'posed to collect because of Irony. /swigs Lyle's Golden Syrup

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Re: TOUAMBie Award "Most Popular"
« Reply #6 on: December 02, 2009, 02:51:57 am »


 Wombat, nobody deserves this award more than you.  Congratulations.



Agreed!

And gosh Paul, I think you're pretty darn cool too.

We'd better quit, lest we violate Jough's rule about suckin' each other's dicks around here.
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Re: TOUAMBie Award "Most Popular"
« Reply #7 on: December 02, 2009, 02:53:03 am »

Thank you Wombat.  To view the results of this vote go here.

I was second.  Heh.  I'm number two.

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Re: TOUAMBie Award "Most Popular"
« Reply #8 on: December 02, 2009, 02:55:23 am »

Ted is so winning this next year.
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Re: TOUAMBie Award "Most Popular"
« Reply #9 on: December 02, 2009, 02:58:11 am »

Shit, you guys making me all teary-eyed. But that could be just because I have Don't Stop Believing playing in the background for some reason.
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Re: TOUAMBie Award "Most Popular"
« Reply #10 on: December 02, 2009, 03:04:04 am »

congrats, wombat. may one million pugs line the streets in your honor.

I am confused by living in a world where anyone thinks I am "most popular" in any context. Awesome.
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Re: TOUAMBie Award "Most Popular"
« Reply #11 on: December 02, 2009, 03:05:53 am »

congrats, wombat. may one million pugs line the streets in your honor.

I am confused by living in a world where anyone thinks I am "most popular" in any context. Awesome.

Me too! And what a great idea!
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Re: TOUAMBie Award "Most Popular"
« Reply #12 on: December 02, 2009, 03:08:39 am »

Honestly I feel very honored to be nominated in this category.  I don't consider myself the MVP Most Popular on this board and I didn't vote for myself.  But really we are all MVP Most Popular on this board.  I'm proud of Wombat, the victory is well deserved and I am happy for her.  Thanks to all of you who voted for me.  Hi Mom!
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Re: TOUAMBie Award "Most Popular"
« Reply #13 on: December 02, 2009, 03:10:40 am »

Congratulations, Wombat! It couldn't have happened to a better crazy pug lady who blogs about misbehaving animals!
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Re: TOUAMBie Award "Most Popular"
« Reply #14 on: December 02, 2009, 02:08:48 pm »

Imma let you finihs, but first I gotta say that Judy is double dick-disq-disqualified on account of him not being name Judy an not being a girl  and actually showing up for an award you're not s'posed to collect because of Irony. /swigs Lyle's Golden Syrup

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