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Re: TOUAMBie Award "MVP"
« Reply #15 on: December 02, 2009, 05:06:54 am »
oh goddamnit i'm sorry the missus opened the champagne early, i told her we were awarding. damnit. we talked about this.


anyway here's my intro.

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Thanks, Paul.

Ladies and gentlemen and trolls, it is my distinguished honor to present to you the MVP award. Achehead or 'Woody, touambie or assetbarbarian, we all can agree that this is one fine community populated by genuinely interesting, funny, smart, and tiresome people, and very few are those first without being that last.

This is a distinguished category, or so I'm told, and each of the nominees has contributed invaluably to the strength of our community. All of them have provided leadership, camaraderie, and humor, and each of them possesses his or her own panache that embodies every post. We'd be much worse off without any of them (I can vouch for this as I am from the internet). Let's briefly review the nominees.

Bobby Isosceles requires no introduction. Where there is a meme, he is there. Where there is bacon, he has already been. Where there is a rap battle, he dominates.

pmcd9 lives on the web, I think. His photo collections and intensely-followed hobbies are legend. The only guy creative enough to make an Art Car themed Art Car. So. fuck*ng. Meta.

AugustWest has been here forever, and this year when he was needed he took up to the reins of administrator. Plus, who else has shaken Alex Motherfuck*ng Trebek's hand? More than once?

Jay-ell is our original den mother (ODM?) and though she's had some time away from us - real life does get in the way - on her return she's proven herself the same awesome person we've known and loved for years.

Wombat stepped up this year when she was needed, into the role of Den Mother, and helped stem the tide of trolls and spammers, saving us from drowning in the filth that only the internet can provide. Along the way she helped reorganize a couple things and now we have the Not Achewood boards! Besides her incredible love for pugs and Technical Staff, she can always remind us of our true position as figments in her imagination. She's already been named the most popular this evening, but that isn't enough - she has proven, and we have confirmed, her status as Most Valuable Poster!


And now without further adieu*, I give you your MVP, Wombat! Congrats to you! YOU ARE RAD!





* provided she's online right now

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Re: TOUAMBie Award "MVP"
« Reply #16 on: December 02, 2009, 06:12:23 am »
That is pretty awesome. I mean, I love all the MVP posters, but I did vote for omba. Well played.
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Re: TOUAMBie Award "MVP"
« Reply #17 on: December 02, 2009, 03:09:40 pm »
Congratulations on winning two awards.  That's pretty rad.
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Re: TOUAMBie Award "MVP"
« Reply #18 on: December 02, 2009, 04:08:59 pm »
Applause for the most deserving member of the board.  We might even have to make you:

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Re: TOUAMBie Award "MVP"
« Reply #19 on: December 02, 2009, 04:16:51 pm »
Damn Ted, that was hella uncalled for.
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Re: TOUAMBie Award "MVP"
« Reply #20 on: December 02, 2009, 04:37:51 pm »
BOO TO THAT
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Re: TOUAMBie Award "MVP"
« Reply #21 on: December 02, 2009, 05:05:04 pm »
Leave Vegetable Brain Alone!
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Re: TOUAMBie Award "MVP"
« Reply #22 on: December 02, 2009, 05:49:00 pm »
How thoughtless of me.  Allow me to rectify:
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Re: TOUAMBie Award "MVP"
« Reply #23 on: December 02, 2009, 06:04:00 pm »
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Acap: I was thirsty one day and I sat down. A year later, Jack's was built around me and thirst is a recurring thing.

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Re: TOUAMBie Award "MVP"
« Reply #24 on: December 02, 2009, 08:40:36 pm »
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Re: TOUAMBie Award "MVP"
« Reply #25 on: December 03, 2009, 03:26:56 am »
Quote from: pmcd9 on December 02, 2009, 08:40:36 pm
That might be the worst movie ever made.

good fuck*ng christ

Iggy papop wa s better with " i'm bored' I thoiught that was strethicng the metaphor.

I:N THE CHAIRMAN OF THE BORED
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Re: TOUAMBie Award "MVP"
« Reply #26 on: December 03, 2009, 03:38:28 am »
Quote from: Drygioni on December 03, 2009, 03:26:56 am
good fuck*ng christ

Iggy papop wa s better with " i'm bored' I thoiught that was strethicng the metaphor.

I:N THE CHAIRMAN OF THE BORED

Not so cocky once we've had a few pints of cider, are we? I saw your parry last night, and I'd like to remind you that it's just 9:30 here and I've had enough red wine to know that my skull won't mind once shit goes down.  MAN UP, LIMEY!
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Re: TOUAMBie Award "MVP"
« Reply #27 on: December 03, 2009, 03:40:36 am »
Quote from: TedStriker on December 03, 2009, 03:38:28 am
Not so cocky once we've had a few pints of cider, are we? I saw your parry last night, and I'd like to remind you that it's just 9:30 here and I've had enough red wine to know that my skull won't mind once shit goes down.  MAN UP, LIMEY!

Mate wi fuck*ng HATE CICDER.

Call me limey? Yank bastard. I can sober up mysekf enough to deal with you mate.

Bring it yuif you you think you can handle it, twatblanket.
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Re: TOUAMBie Award "MVP"
« Reply #28 on: December 03, 2009, 03:43:42 am »
Quote from: TedStriker on December 03, 2009, 03:38:28 am
Not so cocky once we've had a few pints of cider, are we? I saw your parry last night, and I'd like to remind you that it's just 9:30 here and I've had enough red wine to know that my skull won't mind once shit goes down.  MAN UP, LIMEY!
You get drunk on red wine? What are you, a 54 year old suburban housewife?
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Guy at my watering hole: "Acap, why do you keep coming to Jack's?They just serve shitty burgers and happen to have beers on tap."
Acap: I was thirsty one day and I sat down. A year later, Jack's was built around me and thirst is a recurring thing.

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Re: TOUAMBie Award "MVP"
« Reply #29 on: December 03, 2009, 03:45:33 am »
How exactly do we go about this?  Do I call you names, or make generalizations about your country of residence, or both?  'Cause I've got both loaded and primed, you sodding ponce.

Also, for each post, I'm taking a shot of bourbon.  I'm enough of a gentleman not to give myself an unfair advantage.
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