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Re: Married to The Sea
« Reply #15 on: December 09, 2009, 05:10:51 pm »
When she was twelve, she ran away and joined a circus. Her side_show act was to guess a person's age, weight, or date of birth based on the particular aroma of his or her B.O.
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Re: Married to The Sea
« Reply #16 on: December 10, 2009, 03:40:57 am »
Quote from: Victoria Waterfield on December 09, 2009, 06:07:31 am
She's into S&M, now-obscure units of measurement, and not capitalising.

I create my own obscure units of measure.
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Re: Married to The Sea
« Reply #17 on: December 10, 2009, 02:05:48 pm »
Quote from: pmcd9 on December 10, 2009, 03:40:57 am
I create my own obscure units of measure.

This reminds me of a Super Dave Osborn special about safety I saw back in the day. He explained you should always keep at least one Super Dave Super Safe Space between you and the car in front of you. That's roughly a car-length, but Super Dave Super Safe Space us easier to remember.
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Re: Married to The Sea
« Reply #18 on: December 10, 2009, 06:12:07 pm »
obscene unit of measure= a c*** hair




[[shudder]] i really hate that word.
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Re: Married to The Sea
« Reply #19 on: December 10, 2009, 06:19:09 pm »
Quote from: greenkoolayd on December 10, 2009, 06:12:07 pm
obscene unit of measure= a c*** hair

A red cunt hair.
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Re: Married to The Sea
« Reply #20 on: December 10, 2009, 06:46:13 pm »
Quote from: greenkoolayd on December 10, 2009, 06:12:07 pm
obscene unit of measure= a c*** hair




[[shudder]] i really hate that word.

Better not mention strawberries, then.
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Re: Married to The Sea
« Reply #21 on: December 10, 2009, 07:05:48 pm »
Quote from: pmcd9 on December 10, 2009, 06:19:09 pm
A red cunt hair.

...which is darker at the root end than the tip.
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Re: Married to The Sea
« Reply #22 on: December 10, 2009, 08:38:02 pm »
Quote from: jay-ell on December 10, 2009, 06:46:13 pm
Better not mention strawberries, then.

wait... what?
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Re: Married to The Sea
« Reply #23 on: December 10, 2009, 08:48:44 pm »
Quote from: greenkoolayd on December 10, 2009, 06:12:07 pm
[[shudder]] i really hate that word.

What is it with you seppos and your hangups over the word "cunt"?  Anyone would think it's offensive, rather than a term of endearment.

EDIT:  Fuck I love Wikipedia sometimes:

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In this sense the word is used to describe crude excess. An example of 'cunt' used as a simile to express an intense condition of bawdy, belligerent, antagonistic, or drunken behaviour, would be to describe another (or oneself) as behaving 'like a cunt'. This characterisation can be further qualified; 'like a total cunt', inferring that the state of being like a cunt can have greater extremes: 'like a total shit fuck bastard cunt', for example. Such syntax though is rare.
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Re: Married to The Sea
« Reply #24 on: December 10, 2009, 10:24:30 pm »
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wait... what?

Ask embattled former baseball great Darryl CUNT.
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Re: Married to The Sea
« Reply #25 on: December 11, 2009, 02:31:38 am »
Quote from: oball on December 10, 2009, 08:48:44 pm
What is it with you seppos...

HEY, learned a new word.  Ah, Cockney rhyming slang, how quaint.
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