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10th December 2009 - A municipally sanctioned freshwater goods van
« on: December 11, 2009, 05:20:47 am »
http://www.achewood.com/index.php?date=12102009

Meh. Lots of words, not much payoff.
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Re: 10th December 2009 - A municipally sanctioned freshwater goods van
« Reply #1 on: December 11, 2009, 05:34:34 am »
Yeah, other than the vague congruence of shared experience.
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Re: 10th December 2009 - A municipally sanctioned freshwater goods van
« Reply #2 on: December 11, 2009, 05:47:50 am »
it made me giggle. i liked it.
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Re: 10th December 2009 - A municipally sanctioned freshwater goods van
« Reply #3 on: December 11, 2009, 06:12:22 am »
I laughed alot at the questions.  Hah hah all the swerving.
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Re: 10th December 2009 - A municipally sanctioned freshwater goods van
« Reply #4 on: December 11, 2009, 07:13:04 am »
The world really is that puzzling.
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Re: 10th December 2009 - A municipally sanctioned freshwater goods van
« Reply #5 on: December 11, 2009, 08:40:52 am »
the government is stupid.  balls are round.  that concludes my report. /captain obvious.
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Re: 10th December 2009 - A municipally sanctioned freshwater goods van
« Reply #6 on: December 11, 2009, 01:48:42 pm »
I do enjoy making a left turn on red when the opportunity arises. Other people in the car are invariably all "What are you doing?!" and I'm all "being a man of action."
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Re: 10th December 2009 - A municipally sanctioned freshwater goods van
« Reply #7 on: December 11, 2009, 02:29:06 pm »
Anyone would be distracted by a billboard featuring dogs in graduated heights. There oughta be a law against it.
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Re: 10th December 2009 - A municipally sanctioned freshwater goods van
« Reply #8 on: December 11, 2009, 02:38:21 pm »
Quote from: greenkoolayd on December 11, 2009, 08:40:52 am
the government is stupid.  balls are round.  that concludes my report. /captain obvious.

I work for the government, and I'm not stupid.  Most men's balls are ovoid.  /snark
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Re: 10th December 2009 - A municipally sanctioned freshwater goods van
« Reply #9 on: December 11, 2009, 02:41:18 pm »
Apparently the Pope knows sluts.
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Re: 10th December 2009 - A municipally sanctioned freshwater goods van
« Reply #10 on: December 11, 2009, 03:29:32 pm »
Quote from: bluemoon72 on December 11, 2009, 02:38:21 pm
I work for the government, and I'm not stupid. 

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Re: 10th December 2009 - A municipally sanctioned freshwater goods van
« Reply #11 on: December 11, 2009, 04:28:23 pm »
He did not say that all people who work for the government are stupid. There is a difference.

Perhaps more to the point is the fact that many people who pass the test for a driving license are stupid. In fact, observing the behavior on the roads one has to wonder if stupidity is a positive advantage in that case.
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Re: 10th December 2009 - A municipally sanctioned freshwater goods van
« Reply #12 on: December 11, 2009, 06:58:13 pm »
Quote from: bluemoon72 on December 11, 2009, 02:38:21 pm
I work for the government, and I'm not stupid.  Most men's balls are ovoid.  /snark

YOU are not the government.  i referred to the representatives, practices and red-tape and ideas of the government that serve the government personally, beyond reason, and make things difficult.
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Re: 10th December 2009 - A municipally sanctioned freshwater goods van
« Reply #13 on: December 11, 2009, 07:12:31 pm »
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Most men's balls are ovoid.

I found out the other day that several of my female friends did not know this. Weird.

It came up because of the word "huevos." Someone said "but they aren't shaped like that." And i said... "yes they are."
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Re: 10th December 2009 - A municipally sanctioned freshwater goods van
« Reply #14 on: December 11, 2009, 07:22:48 pm »
We try not to look at them that much.
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