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Author Topic: 2009-12-16 Slapstick Trauma Unit  (Read 5326 times)

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2009-12-16 Slapstick Trauma Unit
« on: December 16, 2009, 04:01:05 pm »
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I'm guessing the Slapstick Trauma Unit looks a lot like the Keystone Cops.  Things are not going to get better when the Slapstick Trauma Unit arrives.


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Re: 2009-12-16 Slapstick Trauma Unit
« Reply #1 on: December 16, 2009, 04:35:19 pm »
Does he have piano keys for teeth?

is so good.  is so funny.
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Re: 2009-12-16 Slapstick Trauma Unit
« Reply #2 on: December 16, 2009, 05:22:44 pm »
Instead of a siren the Slapstick Trauma Unit plays Yakety Sax
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Re: 2009-12-16 Slapstick Trauma Unit
« Reply #3 on: December 16, 2009, 05:27:15 pm »
Quote from: CortJstr on December 16, 2009, 05:22:44 pm
Instead of a siren the Slapstick Trauma Unit plays Yakety Sax

Instead of a big wet sloppy kiss CortJstr gets a can.
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Re: 2009-12-16 Slapstick Trauma Unit
« Reply #4 on: December 16, 2009, 05:47:39 pm »
After the STU orderlies lift your stretcher off the ground, their legs pinwheel in the air before gaining traction and moving forward at Wacky Speed.
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Re: 2009-12-16 Slapstick Trauma Unit
« Reply #5 on: December 16, 2009, 06:00:09 pm »
The STU helps you file all your insurance paperwork, and the claim handler's eyes turn to dollar signs.
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Re: 2009-12-16 Slapstick Trauma Unit
« Reply #6 on: December 16, 2009, 06:33:56 pm »
You gotta love Mr. Owl.  Even though he knows Steve WILL be injured, I don't read any sarcastic inflection in his tone when calling the operator MINUTES LATER.
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Re: 2009-12-16 Slapstick Trauma Unit
« Reply #7 on: December 16, 2009, 07:41:56 pm »
Just make sure there are no rakes on the ground when the STU pulls up.
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Re: 2009-12-16 Slapstick Trauma Unit
« Reply #8 on: December 16, 2009, 08:28:40 pm »
I just love that the banana peel is never mentioned, only implied that his bike slipped on it.
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