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Author Topic: 50/50 (Dec 9/03)  (Read 5256 times)

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50/50 (Dec 9/03)
« on: December 09, 2003, 12:41:55 pm »
The wallpaper, now acknowledged to be the true star of the show.
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50/50 (Dec 9/03)
« Reply #1 on: December 09, 2003, 12:49:59 pm »
i thought vanilla vodka plus orange soda was an orange creamsicle?

and how does 3-to-1 equal 50/50?

man, now i'm all confused.
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« Reply #2 on: December 09, 2003, 01:10:14 pm »
That wallpaper should be making me feel ill, but now I want a little tiny room all done out in it.
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« Reply #3 on: December 09, 2003, 01:41:31 pm »
I was so hoping the subject line here would be, "I ate it, in my innocence."
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« Reply #4 on: December 09, 2003, 03:41:40 pm »
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I was so hoping the subject line here would be, "I ate it, in my innocence."


I'm sure it will come up again. I mean, that could probably be the title of half of our autobiographies.
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« Reply #5 on: December 09, 2003, 03:51:24 pm »
I'm reminded of the Garfield strips where he would be visited by the ghosts of animals he had eaten. Only good.
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« Reply #6 on: December 09, 2003, 04:03:21 pm »
I'm really feeling for Ray right about now.

All drunk at 9:30 in the morning and laying in his own vomit and drool and the room doin' whirlies all around you and getting ready to dry heave and wishing you were dead so it would just stop and realizing you're already dead so that wouldn't even help and despairing which is what you're supposed to do in hell and the bedspins won't stop and now the flowers on the wallpaper are talking to you which is weird enough but the flowers are really people you've done bad things to here to make you feel all guilty.

Truly, that is hell.
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« Reply #7 on: December 09, 2003, 06:15:35 pm »
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Truly, that is hell.


Hell is a Taco Bell bathroom that's out of toilet paper.
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« Reply #8 on: December 09, 2003, 07:03:50 pm »
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Hell is a Taco Bell bathroom that's out of toilet paper.


I thought Hell was Taco Bell? Or is that in itself just some sort of ucomfortable part of limbo that serves bad food?
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« Reply #9 on: December 09, 2003, 07:14:42 pm »
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I thought Hell was Taco Bell? Or is that in itself just some sort of ucomfortable part of limbo that serves bad food?


"Bad fast food" is a subset of Hell (cf "$4.95"), which is itself a wholly-owned subsidiary of Dow Chemical.
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« Reply #10 on: December 09, 2003, 07:17:26 pm »
And lo, Robert Johnson has forsaken him in his hour of need! Truly, we are in Hell.
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« Reply #11 on: December 09, 2003, 08:08:33 pm »
Is hell entirely catered by Burger Busters, Inc.*?


*Taco Hell, KFC, Pizza Slut
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« Reply #12 on: December 09, 2003, 08:13:36 pm »
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Is hell entirely catered by Burger Busters, Inc.*?


*Taco Hell, KFC, Pizza Slut


Gee, it looks like it.  Which would mean you could only get Pepsi products in hell.  Those three restaurants (using the word loosely) are all owned by YUM, Inc.  YUM was spun off from Pepsico a few years ago and has its headquaters just down the road a piece.
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« Reply #13 on: December 09, 2003, 08:19:52 pm »
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Is hell entirely catered by Burger Busters, Inc.*?


*Taco Hell, KFC, Pizza Slut


Gee, it looks like it.  Which would mean you could only get Pepsi products in hell.


Really? Hell rocks!
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« Reply #14 on: December 09, 2003, 08:23:18 pm »
Actually, Pepsi sold off KFC, TB, and PH in the mid-90s to Tricon.

Here's an interesting story about the two company's "alliance" in bringing Pepsi beverages to their stores:

http://www.pepsico.com/news/pepsicola/2000/20000503p.shtml

Pfft.  Like they're fooling anyone.
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