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[pmcd9]

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Someday, with luck, you will meet someone who will accept you as you are.

[wombat]

He is a lazy doctor indeed.

(Some of us haven't quite caught up to the new year it seems.)

[AugustWest]

That doctor knows that in accordance with the laws of cartoon physics (fiziks?) if Steve removes the bugle then his face will be bugle shaped for a non-insignificant period of time.  It's called Avery-Freleng syndrome.  Look it up.

[greenkoolayd]

That doctor knows that in accordance with the laws of cartoon physics (fiziks?) if Steve removes the bugle then his face will be bugle shaped for a non-insignificant period of time.  It's called Avery-Freleng syndrome.  Look it up.

is that anything like when you fall asleep on a texture-y pillow and get the imprint of said texture on your face?

[lprkn]

That doctor knows that in accordance with the laws of cartoon physics (fiziks?) if Steve removes the bugle then his face will be bugle shaped for a non-insignificant period of time.  It's called Avery-Freleng syndrome.  Look it up.

It would seem that the only cure would be a frying pan shaped like his face. But where do you get those?

[CortJstr]

He could always remove the bugle, then run face-first into a wall to flatten it, then stick his thumb in his mouth and blow vigorously to pop things back to normal.

[Doc]

Recent studies indicate most reliable treatment is a scene transition, which will usually restore the individual to full health. Unfortunately this is highly correlated with subsequent and more elaborate wacky hijinks which almost always result in further unlikely injury.

[Toaster]

When you fall asleep on a keyboard you get QWERTitis.

[greenkoolayd]

When you fall asleep on a keyboard you get QWERTitis.

i drool in my sleep, so i would just ruin the keybaord.