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Re: Maximum Cuddles Soundtrack
« Reply #30 on: January 13, 2010, 04:51:42 am »
"Love in an Elevator" seems like it would be an instant sexual buzzkill.
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Re: Maximum Cuddles Soundtrack
« Reply #31 on: January 13, 2010, 04:53:48 am »
How about a Bobby Goldsboro two-fer.  Watchin' Scotty Grow backed up by Honey.
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Re: Maximum Cuddles Soundtrack
« Reply #32 on: January 13, 2010, 04:57:32 am »
"Santa Claus is a Black Man" would be a REAL polarizer.

Most people would be instantly turned off but the few who weren't would probably love it.
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Re: Maximum Cuddles Soundtrack
« Reply #33 on: January 13, 2010, 03:28:52 pm »
bad music for the bad touch:

the bad touch-bloodhound gang
jerry was a racecar driver-primus
anything by hatebreed
anything by tool(unless either of you have dreadlocks and/or a nose ring)
anything by limp bizkit
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Re: Maximum Cuddles Soundtrack
« Reply #34 on: January 13, 2010, 04:11:59 pm »
Quote from: greenkoolayd on January 13, 2010, 03:28:52 pm
anything by tool(unless either of you have dreadlocks and/or a nose ring)

What about "Stinkfist?"

(aka "Track #1," because MTV wouldn't put "Stinkfist" on the screen.)
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Re: Maximum Cuddles Soundtrack
« Reply #35 on: January 13, 2010, 04:19:40 pm »
Quote from: carlosdelvaca on January 13, 2010, 04:11:59 pm
What about "Stinkfist?"

(aka "Track #1," because MTV wouldn't put "Stinkfist" on the screen.)

its ironic because the things they actually show arent any better than that word.
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Re: Maximum Cuddles Soundtrack
« Reply #36 on: January 13, 2010, 04:21:48 pm »
Slightly off topic, I once saw a male stripper dance to "Closer" and it was terribly tragic on several levels:  

1) any song with a lyric "my whole existence is flawed" should not be played along with nudity.  Ever.
2) the dude's black rubber/vinyl goth ##### were too rubbery, and he basically ended up struggling while laying on the floor to get them off.
3) in Canada, we've got the $1 and $2 coins, and there is nothing sadder than watching a grown man crawl around on the floor picking up pocket change with his wang flopping around.  There is no dignity in that.
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Re: Maximum Cuddles Soundtrack
« Reply #37 on: January 13, 2010, 04:23:53 pm »
Quote from: side_show on January 13, 2010, 04:21:48 pm
3) in Canada, we've got the $1 and $2 coins, and there is nothing sadder than watching a grown man crawl around on the floor picking up pocket change with his wang flopping around.  There is no dignity in that.

What if he was also wearing socks? Socks and sandals?
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Re: Maximum Cuddles Soundtrack
« Reply #38 on: January 13, 2010, 04:53:01 pm »
There are many reasons why the US should go to $1 coins.  This, however, is not one of them.
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Re: Maximum Cuddles Soundtrack
« Reply #39 on: January 13, 2010, 06:32:19 pm »
Quote from: carlosdelvaca on January 13, 2010, 04:53:01 pm
There are many reasons why the US should go to $1 coins.  This, however, is not one of them.



the change machine at school gives these out and the vending machines accept them.
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Re: Maximum Cuddles Soundtrack
« Reply #40 on: January 13, 2010, 06:49:56 pm »
Quote from: side_show on January 13, 2010, 04:21:48 pm
Slightly off topic, I once saw a male stripper dance to "Closer" and it was terribly tragic on several levels:  

1) any song with a lyric "my whole existence is flawed" should not be played along with nudity.  Ever.
2) the dude's black rubber/vinyl goth ##### were too rubbery, and he basically ended up struggling while laying on the floor to get them off.
3) in Canada, we've got the $1 and $2 coins, and there is nothing sadder than watching a grown man crawl around on the floor picking up pocket change with his wang flopping around.  There is no dignity in that.

This is the Final Jeopardy! answer to the question:  "What is the saddest thing?"  Smells wins by doubling up.
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Re: Maximum Cuddles Soundtrack
« Reply #41 on: January 13, 2010, 07:12:58 pm »
Quote from: greenkoolayd on January 13, 2010, 06:32:19 pm
the change machine at school gives these out and the vending machines accept them.
I have a pile of these things due to train station ticket machines. At some point I guess Ill deposit them, because I otherwise have no reason to carry around clunky coins for purchases. They suck.

Also smells wins saddest thing of the day award.
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Re: Maximum Cuddles Soundtrack
« Reply #42 on: January 13, 2010, 07:39:06 pm »
dollar coins should be awesome, but they're too big and heavy. here's a national stimulus idea i think a lot of people can get behind: upgrade the coins.

make a quarter worth a dollar, a dime worth fifty cents, a nickel worth a quarter, and a penny worth a dime. rounded cash transactions have been scientifically proven to be fair or consumer-biased. [citation needed]

puts money in our pockets and doesn't cost the gov't a thing.
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Re: Maximum Cuddles Soundtrack
« Reply #43 on: January 13, 2010, 08:32:54 pm »
I like the dollar coins. I never see them, but I like them. I keep them in my left pocket. That way when I'm just buying a soda or whatnot I don't even need to futz with my wallet.
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Re: Maximum Cuddles Soundtrack
« Reply #44 on: January 13, 2010, 08:54:20 pm »
Quote from: Choop on January 13, 2010, 07:39:06 pm
dollar coins should be awesome, but they're too big and heavy. here's a national stimulus idea i think a lot of people can get behind: upgrade the coins.

make a quarter worth a dollar, a dime worth fifty cents, a nickel worth a quarter, and a penny worth a dime. rounded cash transactions have been scientifically proven to be fair or consumer-biased. [citation needed]

puts money in our pockets and doesn't cost the gov't a thing.
Yeah man, Hyperinflation is awesome. Its doing amazing things for Zimbabwe. 
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