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Re: Happy Birthday, Delta Niner.
« Reply #45 on: January 20, 2010, 03:16:31 am »
Apologies for intrudin' on your birthday, yeah, sorry.

Just going with the flow of the ramble.
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Re: Happy Birthday, Delta Niner.
« Reply #46 on: January 20, 2010, 03:14:19 pm »
It's especially easy to get distracted by Betty Page...  I'm sorry, what were we talking about?
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Re: Happy Birthday, Delta Niner.
« Reply #47 on: January 20, 2010, 03:30:47 pm »
Betty Page is arguably the most influential person of the 20th century. I, for one, wouldn't have it any other way.
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Re: Happy Birthday, Delta Niner.
« Reply #48 on: January 20, 2010, 03:57:15 pm »
personally, she isnt such a big deal.  i dont dig high cut bangs.
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Re: Happy Birthday, Delta Niner.
« Reply #49 on: January 20, 2010, 04:53:21 pm »
in all honesty it wasn't a very good movie but mmm boobies
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Re: Happy Birthday, Delta Niner.
« Reply #50 on: January 20, 2010, 06:29:53 pm »
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Re: Happy Birthday, Delta Niner.
« Reply #51 on: January 21, 2010, 02:37:10 am »
I find Bettie Page HERSELF, quite attractive, but... most women should not have those bangs. At all.

Most women are made pronouncedly less attractive by those bangs.

Certain women who do not understand men and what attracts them have come to the conclusion that they are why men like her.

And then they'll grow those bangs.

And that leads to... suffering.
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Re: Happy Birthday, Delta Niner.
« Reply #52 on: January 21, 2010, 06:15:12 am »
I'm pretty sure we've talked about this before.  I'm of the opinion that most woman who wear bangs have never heard of Bettie Page.
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Re: Happy Birthday, Delta Niner.
« Reply #53 on: January 21, 2010, 06:44:25 am »
Have we? It seems like something I'd talk about, sure.

All I'm saying is there are bangs and then there are "I will look like a 50s pin-up because I have these bangs" bangs.

And the... second ones are the ones I am talking about.
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Re: Happy Birthday, Delta Niner.
« Reply #54 on: January 21, 2010, 06:53:37 am »
It's a case by case basis for sure.  Some women look great with Bettie Page bangs.  Also, you have an off kilter view of women.
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Re: Happy Birthday, Delta Niner.
« Reply #55 on: January 21, 2010, 06:59:56 am »
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Also, you have an off kilter view of women.

Is there a standard view?

I have no doubt, of course, that whatever it is I deviate from it greatly, I'm sure you're right but...

If there is a generally agreed upon standard view, it would be an interesting thing to know.

As I have been both girl-crazy and living-deeply-inside-my-own-head since roughly the age of twelve, I guess that equals my never considering what the median or mean of "what most dudes want in a lady as opposed to what I'm into" actually is. I don't think it's that I have a problem with believing I'm "normal" my problem is with believing I'm "intrisically right" until I step back and think about it.
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Re: Happy Birthday, Delta Niner.
« Reply #56 on: January 21, 2010, 01:50:28 pm »
I would just like to break in here and say I don't give a shit about Bettie Page, but most women should think twice, or maybe half a dozen times, about bangs. It is usually not a good idea.
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Re: Happy Birthday, Delta Niner.
« Reply #57 on: January 21, 2010, 04:33:30 pm »
Quote from: pmcd9 on January 21, 2010, 06:53:37 am
Also, you have an off kilter view of women.

Quote from: littlefallsmets on January 21, 2010, 06:59:56 am
Is there a standard view?

Yes. Looking from behind, standing at the entrance to the kitchen.
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Re: Happy Birthday, Delta Niner.
« Reply #58 on: January 21, 2010, 05:17:07 pm »
Quote from: Bobby Isosceles on January 21, 2010, 04:33:30 pm
Yes. Looking from behind, standing at the entrance to the kitchen.

also, i better smell a ham sammich being built for me while my dinner is cooking in the oven.
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Re: Happy Birthday, Delta Niner.
« Reply #59 on: January 21, 2010, 06:50:50 pm »
Quote from: Bobby Isosceles on January 21, 2010, 04:33:30 pm
Yes. Looking from behind, standing at the entrance to the kitchen.

Barefoot, of course.
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