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Re: 100 Things
« Reply #30 on: January 18, 2010, 04:21:29 pm »
Thankfully I haven't yet had the chance to decide whether to taxidermy a pug. 
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Re: 100 Things
« Reply #31 on: January 18, 2010, 09:04:43 pm »
While it would be hilarious to have a coffee table taxidermy terrarium, like with a stuffed fox holding a stuffed pheasant in its mouth amongst reeds and dried vegetation...I can't say the same for actual pets that you love.
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Re: 100 Things
« Reply #32 on: January 18, 2010, 10:33:55 pm »
I'd like a jackalope. Or other mythical animals. Put legs on a snake, add some horns, and you've got a dragon. Ooh, I wonder if you could make dinosaurs. Or a little centaur, but with a penis instead of a human torso. And what would the hoss part be? Like... Oh! Wait! the human part would be a bird, and the hoss part would be a hamster.
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Re: 100 Things
« Reply #33 on: January 18, 2010, 11:17:48 pm »
To bring the thread back on topic:

When I remove my #####, I step on one sock with the opposite foot, while I lift that leg out of the #####.   The leg, calf, and foot comes out of the ##### as thought it were from the day it was born.  This process is repeated for the side of the body that God has turned away from.

It is done quickly and on the sly.   I'm not sure I could maintain proper attractiveness while contorting up enough to play my thumb close enough to my ankle to reach my sock.

If I am visiting "foreign shores", I fold my ##### and shirt as I remove them.

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Re: 100 Things
« Reply #34 on: January 19, 2010, 04:15:14 am »
Quote from: Toaster on January 18, 2010, 10:33:55 pm
I'd like a jackalope. Or other mythical animals. Put legs on a snake, add some horns, and you've got a dragon. Ooh, I wonder if you could make dinosaurs. Or a little centaur, but with a penis instead of a human torso. And what would the hoss part be? Like... Oh! Wait! the human part would be a bird, and the hoss part would be a hamster.

Please behold: http://www.roguetaxidermy.com/Archived_Site/pages/chimera.htm

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Re: 100 Things
« Reply #35 on: January 19, 2010, 04:25:20 am »
Quote from: bluemoon72 on January 19, 2010, 04:15:14 am
Please behold: http://www.roguetaxidermy.com/Archived_Site/pages/chimera.htm

Damn right, we Minnesotans ARE weirder than you all down there in Houston (but not Portland).

that is the coolest fucked up thing thing ever.
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Re: 100 Things
« Reply #36 on: January 19, 2010, 05:59:55 am »
Wow. A lady made that Chimera. Dang. I guess I always thought of taxidermy as a hobby or profession of old guys. I have never met a taxidermist, though, so I'm not sure where I got that stereotype.
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Re: 100 Things
« Reply #37 on: January 19, 2010, 03:06:28 pm »
Quote from: linnea on January 19, 2010, 05:59:55 am
Wow. A lady made that Chimera. Dang. I guess I always thought of taxidermy as a hobby or profession of old guys. I have never met a taxidermist, though, so I'm not sure where I got that stereotype.

its a thing of society in general, that women arent known for thier urges to kill a living thing, then prepare the dead body to make it appear to be living.
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Re: 100 Things
« Reply #38 on: January 19, 2010, 04:40:57 pm »
Quote from: greenkoolayd on January 19, 2010, 04:25:20 am
that is the coolest fucked up thing thing ever.






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