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22nd January 2010 - Dear God what is this cryptic salvo
« on: January 22, 2010, 03:29:22 pm »
http://www.achewood.com/index.php?date=01222010

I've never played Operation, so this probably wasn't as amusing to me as it will be to some.
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Re: 22nd January 2010 - Dear God what is this cryptic salvo
« Reply #1 on: January 22, 2010, 03:35:45 pm »
This strip would be funny if it weren't so damn true.

/weeps
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Re: 22nd January 2010 - Dear God what is this cryptic salvo
« Reply #2 on: January 22, 2010, 03:36:33 pm »
Yeah, I shaved closer to my eyes THIS MORNING. 
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Re: 22nd January 2010 - Dear God what is this cryptic salvo
« Reply #3 on: January 22, 2010, 03:52:33 pm »
I'm hating that patch of hair between the should blades right now. Also the 30-year-old man-belly's kinda whack.
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Re: 22nd January 2010 - Dear God what is this cryptic salvo
« Reply #4 on: January 22, 2010, 04:56:01 pm »
A friend of mine refers to those bits of shoulder hair as "pheromone patches."

And: There'd be a lot more support for national health care if somebody threw in a "homeopathic blowjob" clause.
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Re: 22nd January 2010 - Dear God what is this cryptic salvo
« Reply #5 on: January 22, 2010, 05:10:24 pm »
depends on the healer, lprkn
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Re: 22nd January 2010 - Dear God what is this cryptic salvo
« Reply #6 on: January 22, 2010, 07:28:57 pm »
I would rather prefer a hetereopathic blowjob, but that's just me.

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Re: 22nd January 2010 - Dear God what is this cryptic salvo
« Reply #7 on: January 22, 2010, 07:34:00 pm »
What is the deal with homeopathy anyway.  "We dilute the molecule until it is in such low concentration that it has the opposite effect".  What?
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Re: 22nd January 2010 - Dear God what is this cryptic salvo
« Reply #8 on: January 22, 2010, 07:37:19 pm »
Quote from: jaydub on January 22, 2010, 07:34:00 pm
What is the deal with homeopathy anyway.  "We dilute the molecule until it is in such low concentration that it has the opposite effect".  What?

IIRC it gets even crazier.  They dilute it so far that it's statistically unlikely that there's even molecules of the substance in the water.  The water retains the "memory" of the substance and that's what cures you.
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Re: 22nd January 2010 - Dear God what is this cryptic salvo
« Reply #9 on: January 22, 2010, 07:52:11 pm »
Quote from: Asherdan on January 22, 2010, 04:41:55 pm
Hey Onstad! Getting old ain't a game for sissies!

Such whining. Be glad you're still sucking air regularly.

The machine breaks. You work twice as hard to do half of what you used to and you like it.

Shame on this bear.
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Re: 22nd January 2010 - Dear God what is this cryptic salvo
« Reply #10 on: January 22, 2010, 09:15:15 pm »
Quote from: AugustWest on January 22, 2010, 07:37:19 pm
IIRC it gets even crazier.  They dilute it so far that it's statistically unlikely that there's even molecules of the substance in the water.  The water retains the "memory" of the substance and that's what cures you.

Whoa, wow, I just thought "homeopathic" meant "new agey bullshit." 

So then what exactly would constitute a "homeopathic blowjob" anyway?
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Re: 22nd January 2010 - Dear God what is this cryptic salvo
« Reply #11 on: January 22, 2010, 09:16:38 pm »
I have been to some bars where they serve homeopathic cocktails.  I did not go back.
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Re: 22nd January 2010 - Dear God what is this cryptic salvo
« Reply #12 on: January 22, 2010, 09:28:41 pm »
Quote from: AugustWest on January 22, 2010, 07:37:19 pm
IIRC it gets even crazier.  They dilute it so far that it's statistically unlikely that there's even molecules of the substance in the water.  The water retains the "memory" of the substance and that's what cures you.

There's at least one James Randi speech about this on the You Tubes. It's worth watching.
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Re: 22nd January 2010 - Dear God what is this cryptic salvo
« Reply #13 on: January 22, 2010, 09:40:14 pm »
Quote from: Dangermoose on January 22, 2010, 09:15:15 pm
Whoa, wow, I just thought "homeopathic" meant "new agey bullshit." 

So then what exactly would constitute a "homeopathic blowjob" anyway?

That's where not even a damn molecule of the dick touches you.
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Re: 22nd January 2010 - Dear God what is this cryptic salvo
« Reply #14 on: January 22, 2010, 09:54:53 pm »
eyebrow dandruff shouldnt be a huge deal in a time when its ok for dudes to moisturize.
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