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@achewood Terrible dream where Bobby Flay came to my childhood home, danced on the table, recited verse, and we had nothing interesting for him to do.

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Re: I miss achewood
« Reply #15 on: February 01, 2010, 02:59:05 am »
Quote from: Turbo Ninja on January 29, 2010, 05:14:03 pm
Maybe Chris Onstad fell down a well.

Quote from: Arachno-capitalist on January 29, 2010, 06:11:00 pm
lacto-ovo veganism killed our funnyman.

Quote from: JorgeFabregas on January 29, 2010, 06:29:30 pm
I think the charcuterie killed him.


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Rumors of my death greatly exaggerated. Week of migraines and rain. New Achewood strip up at long last.

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Re: I miss achewood
« Reply #16 on: February 01, 2010, 03:02:01 am »
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Rumors of my death greatly exaggerated.

So does Onstad have a huge writer-boner for Mark Twain or what?

NTTAWWT.
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Re: I miss achewood
« Reply #17 on: February 01, 2010, 03:25:44 am »
Man lives in Portland. I'm there now, and it's an orbit or two more interesting than Lakewood or any other 98% of "California". He's gathering compost for his garden of comedy. You whining cunts.
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Re: I miss achewood
« Reply #18 on: February 01, 2010, 03:36:10 am »
Ah, piss off you sanctimonious fuck.
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Re: I miss achewood
« Reply #19 on: February 01, 2010, 03:43:12 am »
Take away a tiny can of Dr. Pepper from me. That will ease the hatred in your heart.
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Re: I miss achewood
« Reply #20 on: February 01, 2010, 11:04:51 am »
Cioran is Onstad. So busted.
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