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chainsawsuit
« on: February 02, 2010, 08:05:04 am »
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Re: chainsawsuit
« Reply #1 on: February 02, 2010, 01:44:53 pm »
That's an important lesson.
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Re: chainsawsuit
« Reply #2 on: February 02, 2010, 03:18:29 pm »
that is going to haunt my dreams.  maybe even my conscious moments.
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Re: chainsawsuit
« Reply #3 on: February 02, 2010, 03:51:04 pm »
The optimal quantity of face is always One. I guess face is a demerit good.
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Re: chainsawsuit
« Reply #4 on: February 02, 2010, 04:21:26 pm »
I... like chainsawsuit. thanks!
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Re: chainsawsuit
« Reply #5 on: February 02, 2010, 05:08:56 pm »
This one is pretty spot on, although it could easily be self-referential as well.
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Re: chainsawsuit
« Reply #6 on: February 02, 2010, 05:20:43 pm »
Was just gonna post about that. Turns out this is the same excellent chap with the PBF-bashing strip wich I liked so much that was linked in the PBF thread! I'm consistent motherfuckers!

(the artist's rants below the strips are pretty funny too ^^)
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Re: chainsawsuit
« Reply #7 on: February 03, 2010, 05:23:42 am »
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Re: chainsawsuit
« Reply #8 on: February 03, 2010, 02:18:31 pm »
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Re: chainsawsuit
« Reply #9 on: February 03, 2010, 05:34:07 pm »
Shit, man, why do we have bullshit holidays like talk Like A Pirate Day and Pretend to be a Time Traveler Day when we can have awesome holidays like Talk Like A Tamarian Day?

or:

Pinky and the Brain in the cage. Calvin, holding the ball. Dante and Randall at the counter.
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Re: chainsawsuit
« Reply #10 on: February 03, 2010, 05:46:10 pm »
Scrooge McDuck, his money bin full!

Optimus Prime, fighting the Constructicons. Snuggle Bear, leaping in the laundry basket.

Scrooge McDuck, his money bin empty. :(

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Re: chainsawsuit
« Reply #11 on: February 03, 2010, 05:46:20 pm »
Quote from: Bobby Isosceles on February 03, 2010, 02:18:31 pm
http://chainsawsuit.com/2008/05/07/strip-362/

this sums up the internet

What does it mean if I completely understand "darmok and jalad at tinagra" but only vaguely comprehend why "i can haz cheezburger' is a thing?
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Re: chainsawsuit
« Reply #12 on: February 03, 2010, 06:55:55 pm »
it means youre one of those people.
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Re: chainsawsuit
« Reply #13 on: February 03, 2010, 10:04:59 pm »
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What does it mean if I completely understand "darmok and jalad at tinagra" but only vaguely comprehend why "i can haz cheezburger' is a thing?

It means you are rad.
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Re: chainsawsuit
« Reply #14 on: February 03, 2010, 10:22:00 pm »
the other day, my girlfriend was happily absent when my roommate and I got in a discussion about which space ship was being portrayed in a Star-Trek themed Futurama episode. He conceded defeat when I explained that it was a D-7 warbird, which could be either Romulan or Klingon because they had a treaty where they shared ship designs and technologies.

These are the things that stay in my brain. I can't remember what the argument is against the "Partners in Health" methodology, or how to explain what Structuralism is, but I remember entries from the Star Trek Encyclopedia from the half-dozen times I read it cover-to-cover 7 or 8 years ago.

maybe I can be like, a Star Trek anthropologist.
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