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2010-02-04 Attack Steve
« on: February 04, 2010, 11:33:44 pm »
Guns that shoot bear Traps

Mr. Owl is very willing to throw his friend into battle.
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Re: 2010-02-04 Attack Steve
« Reply #1 on: February 04, 2010, 11:37:03 pm »
The peril of your children makes you so courageous that you start projecting that courage on others!
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Re: 2010-02-04 Attack Steve
« Reply #2 on: February 04, 2010, 11:57:37 pm »
This makes me feel that Mr Owl is very tolerant to be able to be friends with Steve. What is the point of being friends with a bear if he won't attack when you need him to?
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Re: 2010-02-04 Attack Steve
« Reply #3 on: February 05, 2010, 01:29:31 am »
Oh man, the next step in the logical progression is guns that shoot smaller guns.
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Re: 2010-02-04 Attack Steve
« Reply #4 on: February 05, 2010, 03:04:36 am »
Steve is perplexed and alarmed by the concept of a bear-trap shooting gun.
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Re: 2010-02-04 Attack Steve
« Reply #5 on: February 05, 2010, 03:11:28 am »
One would think that bear-shooting guns would be of greater concern.
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Re: 2010-02-04 Attack Steve
« Reply #6 on: February 05, 2010, 03:39:24 am »
BEARS THAT SHOOT GUNS
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Re: 2010-02-04 Attack Steve
« Reply #7 on: February 05, 2010, 03:54:40 am »
BEARS THAT GUM SHOOTS!
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Re: 2010-02-04 Attack Steve
« Reply #8 on: February 05, 2010, 03:56:13 am »
EATS (lead) SHOOTS (bear traps) AND LEAVES (corpses of bears)
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Re: 2010-02-04 Attack Steve
« Reply #9 on: February 05, 2010, 03:56:53 am »
cumshots
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Re: 2010-02-04 Attack Steve
« Reply #10 on: February 05, 2010, 06:00:24 am »
GUNS WHO ARE BEARS
WHO LIKE BEARS TO BE GUNS
WHO SHOOT BEARS LIKE THEY'RE GUNS
WHO SHOOT GUNS LIKE THEY'RE BEARS
ALWAYS SHOULD BE SOMEBEAR YOU REALLY LOVE
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Re: 2010-02-04 Attack Steve
« Reply #11 on: February 05, 2010, 07:15:45 pm »
Quote from: AugustWest on February 05, 2010, 03:04:36 am
Steve is perplexed and alarmed by the concept of a bear-trap shooting gun.

I hope they go "pew"
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