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Author Topic: The Queen is dead, Long live Happy Birthday.  (Read 4575 times)

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The Queen is dead, Long live Happy Birthday.
« on: February 05, 2010, 11:06:17 pm »
Facebook tells me it's our Den Mother's big day today, and facebook would never lie.

Happy birthday JL, that you maintain your radiance even in the absence of your mighty powers is an inspiration to us all.
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Re: The Queen is dead, Long live Happy Birthday.
« Reply #1 on: February 06, 2010, 12:08:16 am »


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Re: The Queen is dead, Long live Happy Birthday.
« Reply #2 on: February 06, 2010, 01:50:14 am »
The discrepancy in our age grows ever further. We may not be in the boundaries of half your age plus 7... but this birthday is a reminder that one day we will be.

Happy Birthday JL!
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Re: The Queen is dead, Long live Happy Birthday.
« Reply #3 on: February 06, 2010, 02:38:10 am »
you're too awesome for words.
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Re: The Queen is dead, Long live Happy Birthday.
« Reply #4 on: February 06, 2010, 03:01:03 am »
Quote from: Drygioni on February 06, 2010, 01:50:14 am
The discrepancy in our age grows ever further. We may not be in the boundaries of half your age plus 7... but this birthday is a reminder that one day we will be.

Happy Birthday JL!

But...half my age plus 7 is 22! (If you round down the half-year.) That...buh...wah...gah...

*weeps*

Also, technically in the Eastern US time zone my birthday isn't for another 2 hours, so you've gone off a bit prematurely....though I hear that's common for young kids like you.

Zing! 

Also also: had my birthday dinner tonight, which means I hate myself and want to die from meat/starch overload, so it was a success. And for those of you who aren't my facebook friends, Mom said to me the other day: "Sorry I got you a toilet for your birthday."

Tomorrow: going on about my business as if nothing has happened.
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Re: The Queen is dead, Long live Happy Birthday.
« Reply #5 on: February 06, 2010, 03:05:34 am »
Quote from: jay-ell on February 06, 2010, 03:01:03 am
Also also: had my birthday dinner tonight, which means I hate myself and want to die from meat/starch overload, so it was a success.

Perhaps a tiny can of Dr. Pepper will aid in digestion.

(happy birthday)
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Re: The Queen is dead, Long live Happy Birthday.
« Reply #6 on: February 06, 2010, 06:22:27 am »
Happy Birthday, o' den mother. I love you like a sister, lover, old highschool buddy, and board co-founder all in one.
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Re: The Queen is dead, Long live Happy Birthday.
« Reply #7 on: February 06, 2010, 08:48:17 am »
Quote from: jay-ell on February 06, 2010, 03:01:03 am
Also, technically in the Eastern US time zone my birthday isn't for another 2 hours, so you've gone off a bit prematurely....though I hear that's common for young kids like you.

I kind of knew that, but your birthday is basically a global celebration.

Also ouch. Especially to someone who does fit into the half age plus seven rule (just).
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Re: The Queen is dead, Long live Happy Birthday.
« Reply #8 on: February 06, 2010, 12:56:19 pm »
Happy Birthday lady! You. Are. Rad!
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Re: The Queen is dead, Long live Happy Birthday.
« Reply #9 on: February 06, 2010, 02:49:00 pm »
Quote from: jough on February 06, 2010, 06:22:27 am
Happy Birthday, o' den mother. I love you like a sister, lover, old highschool buddy, and board co-founder all in one.

This is the best present a messageboard could give me.

Sorry, everybody else, I appreciate the wishes and all, but just give me my old pal Jough back and I'll be set for life.

Are you here to stay? Or just passing through?
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Re: The Queen is dead, Long live Happy Birthday.
« Reply #10 on: February 06, 2010, 04:02:14 pm »
Quote from: Asherdan on February 06, 2010, 03:15:45 pm
Happy birthday FROM ONE OF THE SECOND BEST, apparently.

If you fell off the face of the earth for 3 years and then came back on my birthday, I'd say the same about you, Ash.

Please don't, though.
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Re: The Queen is dead, Long live Happy Birthday.
« Reply #11 on: February 06, 2010, 05:27:06 pm »
Happy Birthday, Darlin'.

I still say you Pedro got you one of the best board related birthday presents evar.
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Re: The Queen is dead, Long live Happy Birthday.
« Reply #12 on: February 06, 2010, 05:31:58 pm »
Enjoy your birthday fun times. I'm sure Pedro will be busy.
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Re: The Queen is dead, Long live Happy Birthday.
« Reply #13 on: February 06, 2010, 05:42:22 pm »
Quote from: AugustWest on February 06, 2010, 05:27:06 pm
Happy Birthday, Darlin'.

I still say you Pedro got you one of the best board related birthday presents evar.

I remember that.  You called me at work.  it was awkward.  I couldn't think of anything to say because my mind was involved with something else.  You told me a secret, but it may have been a lie, I'm still not sure.
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Re: The Queen is dead, Long live Happy Birthday.
« Reply #14 on: February 06, 2010, 05:50:28 pm »
Happy Birthday!

Sorry, that's all I have in me this morning.
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