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« Reply #30 on: December 12, 2003, 03:30:49 pm »

This may sound kind of dumb, but I'm glad there aren't boobies all over the place here in the states.  I have a problem with boobies.  I love them.  They are my life-long passion.  Big, small, oddly-shaped; each of these nipple-topped mounds of utilitarian woman-flesh is a thing of beauty.  They make it hard for me to think.  When I go visit family in Argentina, and every magazine stand has mad boobies all over the place, all I can think is I bet I could run a magazine stand.  Here in the US I can walk anywhere I want without the siren call of mind-numbing boobivision.

I'm not going to fight for the legislation that keeps nudity off broadcast television and newstands just because I have poor self-discipline and an inability to aim my firing neurons when they're subjected to the awesome beauty of the female form.  But I'm not going to fight against it.

c*ckes should be allowed on broadcast television, but only for their immense comic value.
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« Reply #31 on: December 12, 2003, 04:32:00 pm »

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c*ckes should be allowed on broadcast television, but only for their immense comic value.

This may be the best argument on this thread so far.
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« Reply #32 on: December 12, 2003, 04:35:08 pm »

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c*ckes should be allowed on broadcast television, but only for their immense comic value.


Amen brotha! To all of the above.
Damn boobies.
Ooooh boobies!
Damn!
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« Reply #33 on: December 12, 2003, 05:07:43 pm »

Someone very wise once said, "A naked woman is soft and curvy and beautiful.  A naked man is just a guy who really should put on some #####."
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« Reply #34 on: December 12, 2003, 05:08:03 pm »

What the HELL is objectionable about P A N T S?
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« Reply #35 on: December 12, 2003, 05:35:36 pm »

Krusty: Back then, you couldn't say "pants" on TV.  I was banned for ten years.
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« Reply #36 on: December 12, 2003, 08:22:01 pm »

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This may sound kind of dumb, but I'm glad there aren't boobies all over the place here in the states.  I have a problem with boobies.  I love them.  They are my life-long passion.  Big, small, oddly-shaped; each of these nipple-topped mounds of utilitarian woman-flesh is a thing of beauty.  They make it hard for me to think.  When I go visit family in Argentina, and every magazine stand has mad boobies all over the place, all I can think is I bet I could run a magazine stand.  Here in the US I can walk anywhere I want without the siren call of mind-numbing boobivision.

I'm not going to fight for the legislation that keeps nudity off broadcast television and newstands just because I have poor self-discipline and an inability to aim my firing neurons when they're subjected to the awesome beauty of the female form.  But I'm not going to fight against it.

c*ckes should be allowed on broadcast television, but only for their immense comic value.


A-frigging-MEN, brother!!

Living in Hawaii has begun to desensitize me to boobs. The Bikini top is pretty much clothing here, so I see so much flesh that it's beginning to not register. At first, I was almost to the point of having panic attacks. I mean, here you are, getting a box of eskimo pies and there is a hot girl next to you getting some chicken nuggets. She is in a bikini top. She opens the door to the cooler.....

You know the rest, boys. Two little round things go sproing and shortly thereafter is a third, less visible sproing, accompanied by an inability to focus on the pies and some general confusion and a momentary reduction in both gross and fine motor skills.

Now I am only noticing the more truly aesthetic of the boobies. And I'm learning to appreciate them on merit. It's hard, though, and I think perhaps with a few more years here I can begin to write the 12 step book for people like us, afflicted with this boobie thing.

I think it's kind of funny (and I don't know if anyone else is this way) but seeing MOST of a boobie is far worse than just plain old seeing a boobie.
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« Reply #37 on: December 12, 2003, 09:03:42 pm »

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I think it's kind of funny (and I don't know if anyone else is this way) but seeing MOST of a boobie is far worse than just plain old seeing a boobie.


"Why would you put clothes on a centrefold?"
"Well, I get tired of all this nakedness. Sometimes I just like to be teased..."

I kind of agree. I was having a discussion with my friend when he was waiting for a delivery and it was taking weeks. To take his mind off it he was about to take solace in porn, but couldn't, since well, the internet has desensitized everyone to nudity.
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« Reply #38 on: December 14, 2003, 12:03:18 am »

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Quote from: "AlohaDawg"

I think it's kind of funny (and I don't know if anyone else is this way) but seeing MOST of a boobie is far worse than just plain old seeing a boobie.


"Why would you put clothes on a centrefold?"
"Well, I get tired of all this nakedness. Sometimes I just like to be teased..."

I kind of agree. I was having a discussion with my friend when he was waiting for a delivery and it was taking weeks. To take his mind off it he was about to take solace in porn, but couldn't, since well, the internet has desensitized everyone to nudity.


And you know, if we could get people to be less hung up on parts that EVERYONE has, maybe the world would be a better place.  Physical 'perfection' or striving for it has proven to be pretty destructive, particularly to young women. Who would have thought that  the ubiquity of internet porn would help shift sexual attitudes and mores (in a way that is eventually a positive outcome)? Good if it does!
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« Reply #39 on: December 14, 2003, 02:16:47 am »

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Who would have thought that  the ubiquity of internet porn would help shift sexual attitudes and mores (in a way that is eventually a positive outcome)? Good if it does!


Has to be said, I have real bad self confidence issues. Have always hated myself, let alone my body, but every guy I've had the misfortune of seeing in porn, has made me feel way better about myself!
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