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SAY YOU'RE A SECURITY GUARD! SAY IT! 3-26-10
« on: March 26, 2010, 11:57:43 pm »
He has enough money to go home to his mom! No!

http://www.achewood.com/index.php?date=03262010
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Re: SAY YOU'RE A SECURITY GUARD! SAY IT! 3-26-10
« Reply #1 on: March 27, 2010, 12:24:59 am »
Isn't panel 6 what everybody is thinking all the time?
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Re: SAY YOU'RE A SECURITY GUARD! SAY IT! 3-26-10
« Reply #2 on: March 27, 2010, 01:15:25 am »
I... I think I'm going to tell my significant other that she's a security guard tonight.
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Re: SAY YOU'RE A SECURITY GUARD! SAY IT! 3-26-10
« Reply #3 on: March 27, 2010, 01:23:40 am »
Is that a plot forming up in the last panel? I dig the potential drama.
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Re: SAY YOU'RE A SECURITY GUARD! SAY IT! 3-26-10
« Reply #4 on: March 27, 2010, 01:30:52 am »
yeah, I was just thinking, does onstad have like a video camera in my bedroom.
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Re: SAY YOU'RE A SECURITY GUARD! SAY IT! 3-26-10
« Reply #5 on: March 27, 2010, 03:19:27 am »
Achewood: Vol 2 explains that Philippe was (mostly) shipped to Onstad because of irresponsible eBay selling on the otter's mother's part. There was no money to pay for a return ticket because Onstad and Phillipe pooled their savings for an emergency trip to the vet. It is interesting that Onstad is referring to this in a proper strip. Although the plot twist works just fine without knowing the nitty-gritties.
« Last Edit: March 27, 2010, 03:22:50 am by JorgeFabregas »
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Re: SAY YOU'RE A SECURITY GUARD! SAY IT! 3-26-10
« Reply #6 on: March 27, 2010, 04:50:12 am »
Quote from: Asherdan on March 27, 2010, 02:08:03 am
Hmmm, the potential of Philippe going back home...IT'S ABOUT TO HAPPEN!

what did you do to deserve that?
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Re: SAY YOU'RE A SECURITY GUARD! SAY IT! 3-26-10
« Reply #7 on: March 27, 2010, 06:15:12 am »
If Onstad were to start winding this whole thing down keep writing awesome Achewood strips forever, would Phillipe going home be a totally crazy place to start?

Edited in deference to our admin's delicate sensibilities.
« Last Edit: March 27, 2010, 02:17:51 pm by Doc »
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Re: SAY YOU'RE A SECURITY GUARD! SAY IT! 3-26-10
« Reply #8 on: March 27, 2010, 01:50:28 pm »
Doc SHUT UP. I swear I almost misused my awesome powers to delete that post.

(I had the exact same thought.)
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Re: SAY YOU'RE A SECURITY GUARD! SAY IT! 3-26-10
« Reply #9 on: March 27, 2010, 10:53:55 pm »
Nooooooooo!

But I guess it has been what, seven years? Oh my god, he started this shit back in '01. It's been nine years.
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Re: SAY YOU'RE A SECURITY GUARD! SAY IT! 3-26-10
« Reply #10 on: March 28, 2010, 12:16:31 am »
achewood is soon going to be a decade old.  maybe its about time to have the talk...
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Re: SAY YOU'RE A SECURITY GUARD! SAY IT! 3-26-10
« Reply #11 on: March 28, 2010, 04:02:04 am »
hey come on it's only been 8 1/2 years my aunt had a pet otter what lived to be twenty-one


(shouldn't philippe be fifteen by now)
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Re: SAY YOU'RE A SECURITY GUARD! SAY IT! 3-26-10
« Reply #12 on: March 28, 2010, 04:46:16 am »
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Re: SAY YOU'RE A SECURITY GUARD! SAY IT! 3-26-10
« Reply #13 on: March 28, 2010, 07:09:02 am »
I like the golf shirt and logo Philippe is wearing in panel 6.

Achewood is topical.
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Re: SAY YOU'RE A SECURITY GUARD! SAY IT! 3-26-10
« Reply #14 on: March 28, 2010, 07:15:08 am »
As is Rogaine!
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