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Author Topic: Giant Isopod Hitches Ride on Submarine in Gulf of Mexico  (Read 6028 times)

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Giant Isopod Hitches Ride on Submarine in Gulf of Mexico
« on: April 02, 2010, 04:43:46 pm »
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Re: Giant Isopod Hitches Ride on Submarine in Gulf of Mexico
« Reply #1 on: April 02, 2010, 04:50:55 pm »
Jebus, that's pretty cool.
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Re: Giant Isopod Hitches Ride on Submarine in Gulf of Mexico
« Reply #2 on: April 02, 2010, 05:06:27 pm »
His face is sort of pug-like.
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Re: Giant Isopod Hitches Ride on Submarine in Gulf of Mexico
« Reply #3 on: April 02, 2010, 06:03:25 pm »
Jinkies!
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Re: Giant Isopod Hitches Ride on Submarine in Gulf of Mexico
« Reply #4 on: April 02, 2010, 06:07:07 pm »
Wow!
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Re: Giant Isopod Hitches Ride on Submarine in Gulf of Mexico
« Reply #5 on: April 02, 2010, 06:08:42 pm »
Yeah, really, what editor did not realize that you do not run giant isopod stories on April 1st.

At least it wasn't eating anyone's tongue.
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Re: Giant Isopod Hitches Ride on Submarine in Gulf of Mexico
« Reply #6 on: April 02, 2010, 06:28:00 pm »
we have enough bugs on land.  throw that bitch back.
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Re: Giant Isopod Hitches Ride on Submarine in Gulf of Mexico
« Reply #7 on: April 03, 2010, 04:50:22 am »
NO.

No.





NO.

Too many legs.

NO.


No.


Unsee!  Unsee!  UNSEE!
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Re: Giant Isopod Hitches Ride on Submarine in Gulf of Mexico
« Reply #8 on: April 03, 2010, 01:42:26 pm »
maybe some mad scientist will breed that thing with a crab and sell the offspring to red lobster.  they can start raising it on farms and have infinity crab legs.
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Re: Giant Isopod Hitches Ride on Submarine in Gulf of Mexico
« Reply #9 on: April 03, 2010, 07:53:15 pm »
Imagine treading on that. fuck*ng hell.
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Re: Giant Isopod Hitches Ride on Submarine in Gulf of Mexico
« Reply #10 on: April 04, 2010, 04:42:03 am »
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Re: Giant Isopod Hitches Ride on Submarine in Gulf of Mexico
« Reply #11 on: April 04, 2010, 08:54:42 pm »
Quote from: greenkoolayd on April 04, 2010, 04:42:03 am


Is this one of Roast Beef's childhood nightmares? If so, that explains a lot.
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Re: Giant Isopod Hitches Ride on Submarine in Gulf of Mexico
« Reply #12 on: April 05, 2010, 02:21:56 am »
Quote from: Victoria Waterfield on April 04, 2010, 08:54:42 pm
Is this one of Roast Beef's childhood nightmares? If so, that explains a lot.

I don't think it's a nightmare for the kitty.  For the kitty it's just a big ol' tasty snack.
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Re: Giant Isopod Hitches Ride on Submarine in Gulf of Mexico
« Reply #13 on: April 05, 2010, 04:49:56 am »
Hmm, this smells like food...

Does it taste like food?

Yep!
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Re: Giant Isopod Hitches Ride on Submarine in Gulf of Mexico
« Reply #14 on: April 05, 2010, 06:44:19 am »
*lick*
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