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Author Topic: April 13, 2010 - *KLIK*  (Read 5908 times)

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April 13, 2010 - *KLIK*
« on: April 13, 2010, 08:42:44 am »
Link.

Theory:  Philippe's mother has been murdered and replaced by an impostor.  Perhaps a T-1000?
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Re: April 13, 2010 - *KLIK*
« Reply #1 on: April 13, 2010, 12:08:00 pm »
You can't go home again.
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Re: April 13, 2010 - *KLIK*
« Reply #2 on: April 13, 2010, 12:12:00 pm »
Quote from: oball on April 13, 2010, 08:42:44 am
Link.

Theory:  Philippe's mother has been murdered and replaced by an impostor.  Perhaps a T-1000?

The Terminotter is an ottermaton that is otterly ruthless. It is programed for mindless slotter and if you see one, you otter run in the other direction.
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Re: April 13, 2010 - *KLIK*
« Reply #3 on: April 13, 2010, 01:12:21 pm »
Quote from: Bobby Isosceles on April 13, 2010, 12:12:00 pm
The Terminotter is an ottermaton that is otterly ruthless. It is programed for mindless slotter and if you see one, you otter run in the other direction.

You otter get a can for that kind of effort.
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Re: April 13, 2010 - *KLIK*
« Reply #4 on: April 13, 2010, 01:18:33 pm »
Quote from: wombat on April 13, 2010, 12:08:00 pm
You can't go home again.

This.
The Saddest Thing.
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Re: April 13, 2010 - *KLIK*
« Reply #5 on: April 13, 2010, 01:50:48 pm »
How do you lke your subscription-based strips I mean your pork chop Phillipe?
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Re: April 13, 2010 - *KLIK*
« Reply #6 on: April 13, 2010, 01:52:49 pm »
Quote from: dejavroom on April 13, 2010, 01:50:48 pm
How do you lke your subscription-based strips I mean your pork chop Phillipe?

The metaphor goes so deep.
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Re: April 13, 2010 - *KLIK*
« Reply #7 on: April 13, 2010, 02:04:32 pm »
How would she cook it without a pan?
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Re: April 13, 2010 - *KLIK*
« Reply #8 on: April 13, 2010, 02:06:13 pm »
Quote from: CortJstr on April 13, 2010, 02:04:32 pm
How would she cook it without a pan?

Microwave?
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Re: April 13, 2010 - *KLIK*
« Reply #9 on: April 13, 2010, 02:09:13 pm »
Quote from: AugustWest on April 13, 2010, 02:06:13 pm
Microwave?

Oh, THAT is the saddest thing.
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Re: April 13, 2010 - *KLIK*
« Reply #10 on: April 13, 2010, 02:23:41 pm »
But, ok, I like the storyline. Would rather have it be only about the "you can't go back home" theme than about some shady trigger-word shenanigans, but definitely there seems to be something sinister going on. Anyway, I'm enjoying the free entertainment.
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Re: April 13, 2010 - *KLIK*
« Reply #11 on: April 13, 2010, 04:05:37 pm »
Oh Philippe.

Our paths are so similar right now.
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Re: April 13, 2010 - *KLIK*
« Reply #12 on: April 13, 2010, 04:43:15 pm »
Phillipe never ages, and his mom kept aging, so now she is mad old. That is why the arithmetic was necessary.

Am I just stating something out loud that everyone already thought? Maybe.
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Re: April 13, 2010 - *KLIK*
« Reply #13 on: April 13, 2010, 04:50:46 pm »
Quote from: theinevitable on April 13, 2010, 04:43:15 pm
Phillipe never ages, and his mom kept aging, so now she is mad old. That is why the arithmetic was necessary.

Am I just stating something out loud that everyone already thought? Maybe.

intriguing.  No, I hadn't thought of this.  So based on Philippe's moms age can we guess Philippe's actual age?  Born in the 50s?
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Re: April 13, 2010 - *KLIK*
« Reply #14 on: April 13, 2010, 05:17:03 pm »
Steve DeNeuve needs to do a little arithmetic.
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