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Gulf Shore Alabama
« on: April 20, 2010, 02:10:03 am »

So in a turn of events nearly inexplicable even to me, I will be on vacation in Gulf Shore Alabama all next week.  I know it's terribly unlikely, but if anyone's gonna be out that way, let me know.  I will arrive just in time to attend this noble event, although I'm not sure if I will attend it.  I will most certainly be imbibing and have much needed beach time, regardless of the abuse of innocent giraffe.

Regardless, for a lady who has only been to North and South Dakota (apart from airport layovers), it will be one hell of an adventure.  My good friend, who is a transplant from Birmingham to the Great White North, has warned me "you're in for quite a culture shock!"  Um, yeah, with out a doubt! 
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Re: Gulf Shore Alabama
« Reply #1 on: April 20, 2010, 02:26:24 am »

That looks like a whole lot of fun. Obviously, I liked my mental image of "mullet toss" a little better, but the giraffe-throwing is cool, too.
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Re: Gulf Shore Alabama
« Reply #2 on: April 20, 2010, 02:55:32 am »

Have fun at the beach!

I told my Gulf Shores story about my daughter, right?
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Re: Gulf Shore Alabama
« Reply #3 on: April 20, 2010, 04:12:49 am »

If you did, it didn't register.  Until today, I had no idea that such a place as Gulf Shores even existed. 

To be honest, until today I wasn't aware Alabama actually connected with the Gulf of Mexico - they don't really teach much American Geography in Canada.  I recall that I once had to memorize all the states and their capitols for a test in Grade 9, and immediately after I forgot nearly everything I learned and never had to consider them again. 

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Re: Gulf Shore Alabama
« Reply #4 on: April 20, 2010, 04:48:10 am »

So like a decade ago I knew this kid from Alberta and somehow we got into a discussion about the size of Canada's population. He was arguing that Canada nearly had as many people as the US, claimed like 200 million. And I was like, no way, 30 million tops. He was all, there are lots of big cities in Canada, and I was all, there are like 5 and they are all like within 30 miles of the border. Anyway, we looked it up and I was right. He blamed it on Canada's educational system because they taught more about America and Canada. Was he just full of shit? By the way I love Canada and I actually ended up defending your educational system and telling him he was just stupid. I don't remember how the discussion started. I think he just had a serious inferiority complex.
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Re: Gulf Shore Alabama
« Reply #5 on: April 20, 2010, 05:34:31 am »

I love it Miles.  Canada doesn't have a bad educational system, you are just stupid.

Man, it is tempting for me to just get in the car and drive to Gulf Shores., but dang, it's 500 miles from Houston. 

Gulf Shores is a lovely place, I'm sure, but why Gulf Shores?
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Re: Gulf Shore Alabama
« Reply #6 on: April 20, 2010, 12:59:26 pm »

So like a decade ago I knew this kid from Alberta and somehow we got into a discussion about the size of Canada's population. He was arguing that Canada nearly had as many people as the US, claimed like 200 million. And I was like, no way, 30 million tops. He was all, there are lots of big cities in Canada, and I was all, there are like 5 and they are all like within 30 miles of the border. Anyway, we looked it up and I was right. He blamed it on Canada's educational system because they taught more about America and Canada. Was he just full of shit? By the way I love Canada and I actually ended up defending your educational system and telling him he was just stupid. I don't remember how the discussion started. I think he just had a serious inferiority complex.

No, the educational system here is pretty rad, but it's surprisingly Canada-focused.  You'd think living next to the US that there would be more effort to have people educated on the country, but I suppose they assume Canadians learn all they need to know about America from TV.  Surprisingly, I've found this to be mostly true.  Either that kid was yanking your chain, or a dummy.  Also, Albertans are like the red-necks of Canada, so there's a tad more self-aggrandizing bull-shit from people from that province than most. Being oil-rich seems to make people boastful and ignorant for some reason.

Yikes Paul - that's more than an 8 hour drive.  I would be super happy to meet you in person though.  Seriously, unless you have other reasons to head to the area, please don't- that's way too much effort. 

Why Gulf Shores?  It's a long explanation, without a lot of interesting points, but I'll try to keep it brief.  I got a new job, which I start May 3rd, but I only had to give my current employer a week's notice, leaving me with a wonderful week off to do whatever I please with.  I mentioned this to one of my best friends, who is from Alabama but has lived in Canada for a long time.  She has recently had to leave her job with an organization related to receiving and investigating reports of on-line child exploitation and child porn (due to stress), and we had been working on the job hunt together for quite a while related to our mutual need for better jobs.  Since she's unemployed, she told me she was planning on heading to the beach house she and her dad jointly own and rent out, which is in Gulf Shores, for some R&R, and since I was free, invited me to join her.  I checked my air miles, and sure enough, I have enough to fly to Mobile for free, so I'm headed for a free vacation on the Gulf of Mexico, which is pretty rad, since it's definitely not beach weather in Canada for another month or so.  In regard to the question of why my unemployed friend has a beach house we can use at our leisure, I should note she is the wife of the scientist I was at one point the assistant to - the one who I almost had to order Ebola monkeys for had I stuck it out working for him.  They are well off, but thankfully neither she nor he are dicks about their affluence, as they both come from humble beginnings. 
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Re: Gulf Shore Alabama
« Reply #7 on: April 20, 2010, 01:01:11 pm »

Alabama is on the Gulf of Mexico?

I'm from New York City, we didn't learn any geography about other countries either, and it's all other countries to us, I guess.
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Re: Gulf Shore Alabama
« Reply #8 on: April 20, 2010, 02:46:00 pm »

If you did, it didn't register.  Until today, I had no idea that such a place as Gulf Shores even existed. 

To be honest, until today I wasn't aware Alabama actually connected with the Gulf of Mexico - they don't really teach much American Geography in Canada.  I recall that I once had to memorize all the states and their capitols for a test in Grade 9, and immediately after I forgot nearly everything I learned and never had to consider them again. 



That's pretty much how most Americans learn it, too -- and we learn even less about Canada.

When I was a senior in high school, my AP US History teacher bet the EP Euro teacher that the Euro students could place more countries on a map of Europe than his students could place states on a map of the US. (Why he was betting against his own class is none of my business.) I was the only on in my class who got them all right; most didn't even get half the map filled in, and of those about half were wrong.

Everybody got Texas, California, Alaska, and Hawaii, though.
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Re: Gulf Shore Alabama
« Reply #9 on: April 20, 2010, 03:02:49 pm »

That's pretty much how most Americans learn it, too -- and we learn even less about Canada.

When I was a senior in high school, my AP US History teacher bet the EP Euro teacher that the Euro students could place more countries on a map of Europe than his students could place states on a map of the US. (Why he was betting against his own class is none of my business.) I was the only on in my class who got them all right; most didn't even get half the map filled in, and of those about half were wrong.

Everybody got Texas, California, Alaska, and Hawaii, though.

The fact that not everybody got the state you were in at the time is The Saddest Thing.
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Re: Gulf Shore Alabama
« Reply #10 on: April 20, 2010, 04:59:11 pm »

Even though I could probably fill in all of the states (except all those weird square ones right to the West of me...), I still find that I'm surprised by some relationships between states. For a long time, for instance, I thought Minnesota was right to the north of Missouri... I only remembered it wasn't because it is such a distinctive shape.
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Re: Gulf Shore Alabama
« Reply #11 on: April 20, 2010, 06:32:14 pm »

The fact that not everybody got the state you were in at the time is The Saddest Thing.

Oh, yeah. That was a given.

It's not like this is SOUTH Carolina, or something.

Also: http://www.lizardpoint.com/fun/geoquiz/usaquiz.html

I'm rusty. I only got 143 points (out of 150), because I confused Mississippi with Alabama and New Hampshire with Vermont, and I missed one of the square states out west (I think I clicked Wyoming instead of Colorado). Also, I mis-clicked one of the tiny New England States even though I know all of them by heart -- trying to do this on a 7.5" netbook screen is a significant disadvantage.

I got 31 of 39 on the Canada quiz. I hang my head in shame. http://www.lizardpoint.com/fun/geoquiz/canquiz.html
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Re: Gulf Shore Alabama
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Re: Gulf Shore Alabama
« Reply #13 on: April 20, 2010, 07:14:25 pm »

148, 33, 118, 18, 51

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Re: Gulf Shore Alabama
« Reply #14 on: April 20, 2010, 07:19:05 pm »

America: 143 out of 150 (mixed up several of the midwestern squares, and 2 of the northeast.)
Europe: 102 out of 144 (ouch, eastern europe...)
Middle East: 57 out of 75

The middle east one embarrasses me, especially because it took me a few tries to find Iraq. If I had thought about it more I would have gotten it... you see the damn map on the news every day! Horrible. My (incorrect) sense of what it was near overpowered the fact that I know what it looks like.
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