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san francisco
« on: April 26, 2010, 06:50:59 am »
hi everyone I'm in San Francisco for a week

does anyone want to have sex or hang out or both hang out and have sex?   


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Re: san francisco
« Reply #1 on: April 26, 2010, 09:51:23 am »
I heard you can find guys for that down in the Tenderloin.

the Bay Area is pretty great. pretty and nice weather.

also: San Francisco has a lot of pugs.
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Re: san francisco
« Reply #2 on: April 26, 2010, 05:57:49 pm »
I' m not looking for guys I'm looking for lesbians

there are lots of dogs of all shapes and sizes I saw one dog even being carried and another bigger dog was being pulled along in a red wagon on the sidewalk. 

haven't seen many kitty cats however

is anyone on here familiar with the speedglass welding helments it is a helmet that has an LCD visor that automatically goes dark when you strike an arc (it has light sensors) and it goes light again when you are done welding so you don't have to lift up your helmet all the time to see what you are doing.  (the old helmets are of course dark all the time which is fine when you are welding you can see the welding arc but when the arc stops then it is so dark you can't see anything)

so imagine if you will a big plastic ball with speed lenses built in.  you put your kitty cat in the ball and the speed lenses are snychronized to the position of the ball so they act as blinders.  the cat can only see in front of the ball so it is not so scared by the cars and people and dogs.  this way you can go for a walk with your cat in the Castro.  also the ball is sound insulated so the cat doesn't hear so much the loud sounds
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Re: san francisco
« Reply #3 on: April 26, 2010, 07:20:36 pm »
Canned for tangential ingenuity.  I was wondering where that train of thought was headed and snap!  you brought it all together.  A++A+A+A+ would read again.
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Re: san francisco
« Reply #4 on: April 26, 2010, 07:36:43 pm »
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Re: san francisco
« Reply #5 on: April 26, 2010, 11:21:46 pm »
Dog, Cat, Rat  (San Francisco)

Or at least San Francisco is where you can find the dude.
« Last Edit: April 26, 2010, 11:25:25 pm by JorgeFabregas »
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Re: san francisco
« Reply #6 on: April 27, 2010, 03:22:06 am »
Be sure to wear some flowers in your hair.
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Re: san francisco
« Reply #7 on: May 03, 2010, 11:55:42 pm »
despite jaydub's can I have -3 cans.  you people are terrible

so I'm back from san francisco.

mother fuckers arrested me.  for trespassing.  it took them about four fuck*ng hours to process us, during which time we were handcuffed the whole time.  ridiculous.  At the end of it all, they give us all tickets.  in many other countries, they write you your ticket and you're on your way in 5 or 10 minutes.  This is really a fascist fuck*ng police state.  
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Re: san francisco
« Reply #8 on: May 04, 2010, 12:27:16 am »
In many other countries, you don't have the right to due process. I suppose it would've been faster if you could've just bribed the cops and been on your merry trespassing way, though.
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Re: san francisco
« Reply #9 on: May 04, 2010, 01:44:05 am »
and it's a billion degrees at the center of the sun, therefore, the USA is a great country and I should not complain, because it's not a billion degrees here. 

Yes this is a great country when compared to a steaming pile of shit, but that just doesn't seem like the best barometer to use when deciding how to conceptualize our quality of life.
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Re: san francisco
« Reply #10 on: May 04, 2010, 01:50:25 am »
all in all it was a fun and interesting trip.  I met the journalist who had been held in jail longer than any other journalist in the US for refusing to give up source material, and I got arrested with the first military guy to refuse to go to Iraq and seek asylum in Canada instead.
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Re: san francisco
« Reply #11 on: May 04, 2010, 02:54:50 am »
I don't ask this to be snarky, but seriously?

Why stay?  If this is such a terrible society, why participate?

Whether or not I agree with you about the quality of this country, if you think there are better places to live, why wouldn't you go there?

Of course, that raises the analogous question, If we're such assholes, why do you bother interacting with us?  Who gives a fuck what an asshole thinks?  Do you really want to be happy or do you enjoying complaining too much?
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Re: san francisco
« Reply #12 on: May 04, 2010, 05:15:55 am »
"they arrested me when I trespassed! wtf!"

it does sound kind of familiar.
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Re: san francisco
« Reply #13 on: May 04, 2010, 01:34:49 pm »
Quote from: linear on May 03, 2010, 11:55:42 pm
mother fuckers arrested me.  for trespassing.  

Did I miss something?  You were arrested merely for showing up in San Francisco?  Or did you wander onto a military base or something?
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Re: san francisco
« Reply #14 on: May 04, 2010, 05:03:09 pm »
Quote from: linear on May 04, 2010, 01:44:05 am
Yes this is a great country when compared to a steaming pile of shit, but that just doesn't seem like the best barometer to use when deciding how to conceptualize our quality of life.

next time, visit detroit. 
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