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I've been shot
« on: May 04, 2010, 09:27:36 am »
oh, oh god, the pain, the pain. oh, someone... someone get a doctor. Any one, just... oh christ, get a Doc. a Doc. I just... anyone... a doctor or medical professional in training who is at least 25 years old as of today...

SURPRISE, HAPPY BIRTHDAY, IT'S YOUR BIRTHDAY DOC!
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Re: I've been shot
« Reply #1 on: May 04, 2010, 02:57:35 pm »
Or was it yesterday?  Happy B'day Doc.
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Re: I've been shot
« Reply #2 on: May 04, 2010, 04:10:57 pm »
oh, the comedy!

also, happy day, bro.
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Re: I've been shot
« Reply #3 on: May 04, 2010, 05:29:11 pm »
Fuck the nachos, go for the Commodore.
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Re: I've been shot
« Reply #4 on: May 04, 2010, 06:34:19 pm »
You should aging philosophically. 

Happy Birthday.
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Re: I've been shot
« Reply #5 on: May 05, 2010, 01:51:30 am »
I may have abused Doc on his birthday. I'm not sure how Aussie times work.

However, I also may have wished him happy birthday on his birthday. Or maybe not.

This is hard.

Either way, I'm sure you had a good birthday at some point and that you're nursing a hangover right now, or maybe yesterday, maybe tomorrow, whatever.

Bah.

Commonwealth Love <3 Happy Birthday mate
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Re: I've been shot
« Reply #6 on: May 05, 2010, 10:39:58 am »
Inev, I have never laughed so hard at a birthday thread before, so I'm glad it was mine.

Thanks dudes, I did not get to eat nachos on my birthday but I am currently eating tacos in celebration of cinco de mayo. So that's something?

As the clock ticked over midnight to my birthday I was however downing a beer with a lovely lady after a pretty awesome concert and I still got to my 9am path tute. So overall I'm calling it a win.
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Re: I've been shot
« Reply #7 on: May 05, 2010, 10:40:38 am »
Oh and Judy our late night/early morning talks never fill me with anything but joy. Commonwealth love forever.
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Re: I've been shot
« Reply #8 on: May 05, 2010, 02:39:20 pm »
Quote from: Doc on May 05, 2010, 10:40:38 am
Oh and Judy our late night/early morning talks never fill me with anything but joy. Commonwealth love forever.

I would kill an angry rhino with my bare hands to get a video of this.
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Re: I've been shot
« Reply #9 on: May 06, 2010, 11:57:09 am »
There are flags. Pictures of the Queen smile down benignly.
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Re: I've been shot
« Reply #10 on: May 10, 2010, 03:52:58 am »
Sometimes, we do a cry at the beauty of it all.
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Re: I've been shot
« Reply #11 on: May 10, 2010, 04:16:16 am »
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can't we tell JL about this? it would make her so happy. we could invite her, or take a picture, or...
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No. No. It's against the code. Now, time for our commonwealth body massage. Did you bring the oil?
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Re: I've been shot
« Reply #12 on: May 11, 2010, 04:32:25 pm »
Would I renounce my citizenship to get in on that action?

...let's see how the 2012 elections go...
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Re: I've been shot
« Reply #13 on: May 11, 2010, 04:48:39 pm »
you mean you'd rather have those makeouts than sloppy makeouts between LFM and a-cap? Shame on you! love it or leave it sister!

USA! USA! USA!
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Re: I've been shot
« Reply #14 on: May 11, 2010, 05:43:44 pm »
Quote from: theinevitable on May 11, 2010, 04:48:39 pm
you mean you'd rather have those makeouts than sloppy makeouts between LFM and a-cap? Shame on you! love it or leave it sister!

USA! USA! USA!

Why do you make me choose?

Though, honestly, I'd probably pair a-cap with you, inev, and LFM with GKA. Dunno why, just seems more natural to me.

This line of thinking is almost certain to get me in trouble.
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