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14th May 2010 - The best days of our lives
« on: May 14, 2010, 10:18:37 pm »
http://www.achewood.com/index.php?date=05142010

I am enjoying this storyline immensely.
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Re: 14th May 2010 - The best days of our lives
« Reply #1 on: May 15, 2010, 01:57:21 am »
Well, at least he's away from Nice Pete now.
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Re: 14th May 2010 - The best days of our lives
« Reply #2 on: May 15, 2010, 02:15:42 am »
Most of our high school pranks used fire in some manner.

Grew up semi-rural, y'know.
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Re: 14th May 2010 - The best days of our lives
« Reply #3 on: May 15, 2010, 08:57:25 am »
i like to think that when placing teodor in such predicaments onstad reveals parts of his own history, masked closely enough to be estimated as nearly literal.

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Re: 14th May 2010 - The best days of our lives
« Reply #4 on: May 15, 2010, 12:20:00 pm »
Like that time when someone took a dump on Onstad's lawn.
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Re: 14th May 2010 - The best days of our lives
« Reply #5 on: May 15, 2010, 12:24:22 pm »
T is a stool pigeon.
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Re: 14th May 2010 - The best days of our lives
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Re: 14th May 2010 - The best days of our lives
« Reply #7 on: May 17, 2010, 04:31:30 am »
Quote from: Asherdan on May 14, 2010, 11:21:38 pm
I'm not sure I agree with the alt text as I have seen evidence of it not being true.

Asherdan has seen someone run and poop simultaneously. He has seen things that can not be unseen.
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Re: 14th May 2010 - The best days of our lives
« Reply #8 on: May 17, 2010, 06:32:59 am »
Quote from: Arachno-capitalist on May 17, 2010, 04:31:30 am

Asherdan has seen someone run and pooped simultaneously.

I'm guessing there was a bear involved, or some kind of large cat.
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Re: 14th May 2010 - The best days of our lives
« Reply #9 on: May 17, 2010, 06:42:44 am »
Quote from: littlefallsmets on May 15, 2010, 02:15:42 am
Most of our high school pranks used fire in some manner.

Grew up semi-rural, y'know.

I grew up in the 'burbs, and a large proportion of my extra-curricular activities in high school involved the fabrication of homemade explosives, projectile weapons, and, on one occasion, napalm.

Truly the best days of our lives.  We stopped being quite so destructive when we discovered alcohol, as we had a remarkably well-developed sense of self-preservation for teenagers.
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Re: 14th May 2010 - The best days of our lives
« Reply #10 on: May 17, 2010, 03:24:02 pm »
There are some rural teenage shenanigans that escalate to (legal) mayhem when the idea is imported to suburbia.  Mailbox baseball is one such thing - someone got the idea to do it in my neighborhood in the '80s.  The mailbox damage was one thing - it was all the sideswiped cars that moved it from prankish mischief to big-time felony.  As far as I know, the culprits weren't caught, but the dragnet was fierce, parental curfews were draconian, and school assembly meetings were monotonous on the message for months afterwards.
You'd think after the first actual sideswipe that the driver and/or passengers would be so freaked out they would abandon the project, but they kept it up for several blocks.  Their car must have been quite a sight.
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