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Re: Aminals
« Reply #15 on: May 27, 2010, 01:27:53 am »
Yeah, that wasn't fair of me. But frog lovers, check this shit out.
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Re: Aminals
« Reply #16 on: May 27, 2010, 01:34:03 am »
jay-ell, do NOT watch magnolia by p.t. anderson.
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Re: Aminals
« Reply #17 on: May 27, 2010, 01:39:55 am »
That was the first thing that came to my mind! And then the verse from Exodus: and I will smite all thy borders with frogs. Greece is being punished, biblical-style.
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Re: Aminals
« Reply #18 on: May 27, 2010, 01:46:14 am »
Somebody let me know when somebody posts more baby hippo pictures, or something.
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Re: Aminals
« Reply #19 on: May 27, 2010, 01:49:13 am »
A peace offering:



Wait, you're cool with tortoises right?

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Re: Aminals
« Reply #20 on: May 27, 2010, 01:54:49 am »
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Re: Aminals
« Reply #21 on: May 27, 2010, 01:57:03 am »
ZOMG!

Cute attack!

*faints*
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Re: Aminals
« Reply #22 on: May 27, 2010, 01:59:44 am »
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Re: Aminals
« Reply #23 on: May 27, 2010, 02:56:46 am »








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Re: Aminals
« Reply #24 on: May 27, 2010, 06:34:08 am »
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Re: Aminals
« Reply #25 on: May 27, 2010, 12:49:42 pm »
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Re: Aminals
« Reply #26 on: May 27, 2010, 01:18:53 pm »
I have a fear of spiders. I'm giving you this information in confidence; use it well.

Also:

I want a Pallas' Cat so bad you wouldn't believe. You know you must be a gorgeous specimen when you stand out among felines. Cute fuckers! (and, wel, since I'm wishing, I want a Savannah cat, too...)



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Re: Aminals
« Reply #27 on: May 27, 2010, 01:21:22 pm »
how you doin

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« Reply #28 on: May 27, 2010, 01:56:02 pm »
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Re: Aminals
« Reply #29 on: May 28, 2010, 06:35:29 am »
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