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Re: Aminals
« Reply #225 on: August 27, 2011, 05:25:49 pm »
I didn't point it out specifically, but I am available for abduction at pretty much any time with a minimum of planning, and I follow directions pretty well (and I'm a fairly decent actor, if I do say so myself).
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Re: Aminals
« Reply #226 on: August 28, 2011, 06:02:49 am »
Neck dimensions?  Latex allergy?  Details.
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Re: Aminals
« Reply #227 on: August 28, 2011, 08:42:13 pm »
Quote from: jaydub on August 28, 2011, 06:02:49 am
Neck dimensions?  Latex allergy?  Details.

16 1/2". No allergies. Skin not particularly sensitive to rope burns.
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Re: Aminals
« Reply #228 on: August 28, 2011, 09:19:43 pm »
People! This is the animals thread!
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« Reply #229 on: August 29, 2011, 02:49:59 am »
... I think bringing the pugs into it would be a bit weird Wombles, even for Nabu.
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Re: Aminals
« Reply #230 on: August 29, 2011, 03:18:51 am »
Quote from: wombat on August 28, 2011, 09:19:43 pm
People! This is the animals thread!

Actually, it's the aminals thread. And I guess we found your sacred cow, then.
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Re: Aminals
« Reply #231 on: September 05, 2011, 01:12:02 am »
Bringing it back to slightly on topic:  on my drive back through the prairie from the lake, I saw a bull giving it to a cow and thought how interesting it is that so many animals seem pretty blasé about sex.  I found myself wondering how many animals feel pleasure during copulation. 
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Re: Aminals
« Reply #232 on: September 05, 2011, 01:26:44 am »
Quote from: side_show on September 05, 2011, 01:12:02 am
Bringing it back to slightly on topic:  on my drive back through the prairie from the lake, I saw a bull giving it to a cow and thought how interesting it is that so many animals seem pretty blasé about sex.  I found myself wondering how many animals feel pleasure during copulation. 

would animals have sex if it didnt feel good?
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Re: Aminals
« Reply #233 on: September 05, 2011, 01:38:37 am »
Dogs lick their balls way more than is necessary.
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Re: Aminals
« Reply #234 on: September 05, 2011, 01:43:31 am »
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Re: Aminals
« Reply #235 on: September 05, 2011, 02:01:31 am »
Quote from: greenkoolayd on September 05, 2011, 01:26:44 am
would animals have sex if it didnt feel good?

Clearly, for the female animals anyway, there are obvious cases where it most definitely doesn't feel good.
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Re: Aminals
« Reply #236 on: September 05, 2011, 02:36:46 am »
Quote from: side_show on September 05, 2011, 02:01:31 am
Clearly, for the female animals anyway, there are obvious cases where it most definitely doesn't feel good.

indeed.  sorry, lady-critters.
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Re: Aminals
« Reply #237 on: September 05, 2011, 01:53:14 pm »
Still, lots of animals do it at times or in configurations when there's no chance of babies being made. So we also shouldn't jump to the conclusion that the ladies are always lying back and thinking of England.
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Re: Aminals
« Reply #238 on: September 05, 2011, 03:12:31 pm »
Sadomasochism in the animal kingdom.
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Re: Aminals
« Reply #239 on: September 10, 2011, 12:57:53 pm »
This seems appropriate for the direction this thread has gone.

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