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Re: Aminals
« Reply #300 on: January 06, 2012, 03:24:20 pm »
The most important thing when being chased by a crocodilian is to make sure that at least some of the people in your group run more slowly than you do. This is why when I volunteer at the reptile house, I always bring the keepers lots of cookies.
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« Reply #301 on: January 06, 2012, 04:37:19 pm »
Quote from: Asherdan on January 06, 2012, 04:22:27 pm
On their ambush lunge, yeah.

I remain unconvinced.
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« Reply #302 on: January 06, 2012, 08:50:50 pm »
Lesson learned: Bring Paul In Case of Alligators
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« Reply #303 on: January 07, 2012, 10:36:43 am »
Quote from: Arachno-capitalist on January 06, 2012, 08:50:50 pm
Lesson learned: Bring Paul In Case of Alligators

Well, there is this.
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« Reply #304 on: January 28, 2012, 06:00:35 pm »
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« Reply #305 on: January 31, 2012, 06:37:33 pm »
Kristen Bell Loves Sloths, but geez, what a nightmare this woman must be to live with.
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« Reply #306 on: February 01, 2012, 01:52:28 am »
Would it be worth it for the bonin'?

Meh. Probably not.

Don't get me wrong, I'd bone her dry. But, yeah.

Wait a minute, is that just a parody of this?
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« Reply #307 on: February 01, 2012, 02:41:46 am »
I have no idea who that woman is but that was hysterical.
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« Reply #308 on: February 03, 2012, 12:39:23 am »
I had hoped this was a joke when I first saw the commercial, but apparently they are serious.  There are no words.
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« Reply #309 on: February 03, 2012, 12:49:45 am »
Amazing. Sort of genius and yet so very wrong.
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« Reply #310 on: February 12, 2012, 06:44:15 am »


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« Reply #311 on: February 12, 2012, 02:18:30 pm »
You never know when you're going to need to throw the enemy off guard with a cute animal, I guess.
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« Reply #312 on: February 12, 2012, 02:26:02 pm »
Secret, underground cute warfare.
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« Reply #313 on: February 13, 2012, 01:10:32 am »
Reminds me of that one episode of Louie.

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« Reply #314 on: February 13, 2012, 02:37:21 am »
I'm sorry, I thought I was in the Shit my ____ says thread.
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