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Re: Aminals
« Reply #360 on: July 13, 2012, 04:13:32 pm »
I know it's terrible healthwise, but at my dog's groomer last weekend, there was a pug so obese it was struggling to walk and breath, and unfortunatly for him, a horribly obese pug is really cute looking.  Sort of like a cuddly Jabba the Hut.
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« Reply #361 on: August 04, 2012, 08:22:59 pm »
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« Reply #362 on: August 05, 2012, 12:59:30 pm »
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« Reply #363 on: August 16, 2012, 02:36:31 am »
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« Reply #364 on: August 17, 2012, 05:31:38 pm »
Beautiful, and cool.  Presumably that one hadn't been feeding on Man O' Wars or that hand would be badly stung. 
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Re: Aminals
« Reply #365 on: August 31, 2012, 09:54:34 pm »

Do animated gifs work here?

Answer, yes...yes they do.  Wombat should enjoy this one.
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« Reply #366 on: August 31, 2012, 11:17:42 pm »
Ha. Assholes.
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Re: Aminals
« Reply #367 on: September 10, 2012, 05:04:41 pm »
you would have to be sick not to...
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« Reply #368 on: September 10, 2012, 06:13:42 pm »
What about your matching outfit?
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« Reply #369 on: September 10, 2012, 06:43:34 pm »
Cock Rub Warrior!!!
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« Reply #370 on: September 20, 2012, 07:00:45 am »
Quote from: Asherdan on September 15, 2012, 05:08:23 pm
“We’re pretty sure we got the right bear,”

Tell me more about this 'pepper spray'?

I liked this: "Satterfield said officials killed a bear matching the description at about 1:40 p.m. "

What was the description? "It was pretty big. Black, furry. Sharp claws. It growls."
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« Reply #371 on: September 20, 2012, 01:11:33 pm »
Quote from: miles on September 20, 2012, 07:00:45 am
I liked this: "Satterfield said officials killed a bear matching the description at about 1:40 p.m. "

What was the description? "It was pretty big. Black, furry. Sharp claws. It growls."

Maybe it had on a porkpie hat and was carrying a pick-a-nick basket.
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« Reply #372 on: September 20, 2012, 04:38:09 pm »
The recent bear stories have not impressed me till this one. Definitely raises more questions than it answers about "acting defensively."
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Re: Aminals
« Reply #373 on: September 26, 2012, 10:21:20 am »


I suppose this goes some way to explaining why Wombat loves Japan. It raises lots of other questions, though.
« Last Edit: September 26, 2012, 10:24:29 am by Doc »
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« Reply #374 on: September 26, 2012, 02:09:41 pm »
That's definitely not a Japanese bathroom. In fact that's Yo-Yo Ma and it happened in Chicago. This still raises questions of course. Now you should be able to find the answers yourself but it's perhaps better left as a mystery.
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