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Re: Aminals
« Reply #435 on: August 15, 2013, 05:35:09 pm »

Miscegenation!

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« Reply #436 on: September 10, 2013, 09:58:40 pm »

None of your beeswax!
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Re: Aminals
« Reply #437 on: September 11, 2013, 12:45:11 am »

Jinkies!
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« Reply #438 on: September 11, 2013, 01:32:38 am »



http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Aye-aye

"The aye-aye is a near threatened species not only because its habitat is being destroyed, but also due to native superstition. Besides being a general nuisance in villages, ancient Malagasy legend said the Aye-aye was a symbol of death.[citation needed]

Researchers in Madagascar report remarkable fearlessness in the aye-aye; some accounts tell of individual animals strolling nonchalantly in village streets or even walking right up to naturalists in the rainforest and sniffing their shoes.[22]

However, public contempt goes beyond this. The aye-aye is often viewed as a harbinger of evil and killed on sight. Others believe, if one points its narrowest finger at someone, they are marked for death. Some say the appearance of an aye-aye in a village predicts the death of a villager, and the only way to prevent this is to kill it. The Sakalava people go so far as to claim aye-ayes sneak into houses through the thatched roofs and murder the sleeping occu##### by using their middle finger to puncture the victim's aorta.[7]

Incidents of aye-aye killings increase every year as its forest habitats are destroyed and it is forced to raid plantations and villages. Because of the superstition surrounding it, this often ends in death."
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Re: Aminals
« Reply #439 on: September 11, 2013, 02:54:32 am »



http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Aye-aye

"The aye-aye is a near threatened species not only because its habitat is being destroyed, but also due to native superstition. Besides being a general nuisance in villages, ancient Malagasy legend said the Aye-aye was a symbol of death.[citation needed]

Researchers in Madagascar report remarkable fearlessness in the aye-aye; some accounts tell of individual animals strolling nonchalantly in village streets or even walking right up to naturalists in the rainforest and sniffing their shoes.[22]

However, public contempt goes beyond this. The aye-aye is often viewed as a harbinger of evil and killed on sight. Others believe, if one points its narrowest finger at someone, they are marked for death. Some say the appearance of an aye-aye in a village predicts the death of a villager, and the only way to prevent this is to kill it. The Sakalava people go so far as to claim aye-ayes sneak into houses through the thatched roofs and murder the sleeping occu##### by using their middle finger to puncture the victim's aorta.[7]

Incidents of aye-aye killings increase every year as its forest habitats are destroyed and it is forced to raid plantations and villages. Because of the superstition surrounding it, this often ends in death."
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« Reply #440 on: September 14, 2013, 12:44:22 pm »



Baby wombat!
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« Reply #441 on: September 21, 2013, 02:46:03 pm »

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« Reply #442 on: September 21, 2013, 02:58:43 pm »

Everyone asks why wombat poop is cubic but no one does anything about it - except the woman in that video.
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« Reply #443 on: September 21, 2013, 06:00:17 pm »

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« Reply #444 on: September 30, 2013, 08:01:39 pm »

Ow! My Nuts!
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« Reply #445 on: September 30, 2013, 09:06:27 pm »

That looks like a school playground. Are pandas roaming wild now in Suburban America?
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« Reply #446 on: September 30, 2013, 11:50:46 pm »

Great, my internet is out for two days and I come back to a photo of a PANDA.

That's not a playground, that is definitely a panda exhibit. Hey, one good thing if the government shuts down? No more PandaCam.
http://washington.cbslocal.com/2013/09/30/get-your-panda-fix-if-the-panda-cam-goes-dark-during-shutdown/
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« Reply #447 on: October 01, 2013, 02:19:53 am »

Great, my internet is out for two days and I come back to a photo of a PANDA.

That's not a playground, that is definitely a panda exhibit. Hey, one good thing if the government shuts down? No more PandaCam.
http://washington.cbslocal.com/2013/09/30/get-your-panda-fix-if-the-panda-cam-goes-dark-during-shutdown/

I was explaining the other day how you've convinced me the pandas are annoying. People don't understand.
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« Reply #448 on: October 01, 2013, 02:23:58 am »

I was explaining the other day how you've convinced me the pandas are annoying. People don't understand.

Well Panda's are bears so they are naturally awesome.
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« Reply #449 on: October 01, 2013, 11:57:26 am »

I was explaining the other day how you've convinced me the pandas are annoying. People don't understand.

No, they don't. Sigh.
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