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« Reply #615 on: November 20, 2014, 01:45:15 am »
Noo, not the nuts!
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« Reply #616 on: November 20, 2014, 03:36:10 am »
Quote from: Asherdan on November 19, 2014, 09:38:54 pm


Best choice we made so far, getting a tub of toys and putting it down at his level. He's figured out he can go rustle through it and grab stuff at will, saved me a lot of furniture at this point. We keep 3 or 4 things to the side and rotate stock weekly so new shit keeps turning up on him.

I'm really attached to this dude, he's ferociously dog-smart, like the Lab.


Smaaart.  I will use that on our next puppy!   Also, smart dogs rock. I'm surprised by how smart (and neurotic) our Pit Bull is.  He's like a muscle based murder machine, but he's scared of his own shadow.
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« Reply #617 on: November 25, 2014, 01:42:56 am »
D'awwww....
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« Reply #618 on: November 28, 2014, 01:36:07 pm »
OW.
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Re: Aminals
« Reply #619 on: November 28, 2014, 07:03:26 pm »
Dang! I think your hoss don't like you.
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« Reply #620 on: November 29, 2014, 05:07:57 pm »
CAN YOU HEAR ME!? ANSWER ME! ARE YOU OK? HELLO!?
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Re: Aminals
« Reply #621 on: December 08, 2014, 05:15:35 pm »
Best friends hangin' out in front of the stove.

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« Reply #622 on: December 08, 2014, 07:04:07 pm »
OMG so cute and matchy. Is the mini one a puggle?
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« Reply #623 on: December 08, 2014, 08:23:31 pm »
We do believe that Martha is a puggle.  She and Lyle the Pit both think that they are the same size.

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« Reply #624 on: December 13, 2014, 01:04:27 am »
That seems entirely believable to me.
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« Reply #625 on: December 15, 2014, 06:18:47 pm »
They can induce their owners to supply them with baked goods, so this is not surprising.
My dog represents a failed attempt at pug ownership on my part.  The plan was to get 2 pugs, one male named Porky, preferably with a solid black/brown coat; and a female to be named Petunia.  Then a friend who is an Eskie breeder had puppies available at the right moment, and I figured a puppy in hand was worth 2 pugs in the bush.
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« Reply #626 on: December 15, 2014, 06:26:13 pm »
That is a pretty major fail. I mean, of all the breeds you could end up with, that is not even close.
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« Reply #627 on: December 16, 2014, 04:13:52 pm »
"Get me the fuck away from these idiots!"
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« Reply #628 on: January 06, 2015, 01:26:43 am »
He seems to have misspelled American Eskimo Dog as p.o.m.e.r.a.n.i.a.n.  They do actually occupy an equivalent niche in the human/dog matrix.   The Deadspin author professes confusion over the low ranking of a lot of big dogs - since lifespan is a part of his calculus, this isn't all that surprising.  Avg life span of a Great Dane is 6 years (so I hear).  That's hardly enough time for the dang thing to finish growing.
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Re: Aminals
« Reply #629 on: January 06, 2015, 02:38:11 pm »
Quote from: Asherdan on January 05, 2015, 08:44:51 pm
ALSO: I love this chart based upon how popular dog breeds are vs. how good a breed the author actually thinks they are.

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