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« Reply #645 on: March 03, 2015, 10:29:32 pm »

Thank you.

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« Reply #646 on: March 04, 2015, 04:31:36 am »

Sorry to hear about Lily, Wombat.
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« Reply #647 on: March 12, 2015, 01:28:57 pm »

Eh, ring-tailed lemurs. So common.

That photo's pretty funny though.
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« Reply #648 on: March 12, 2015, 02:18:31 pm »

Eh, ring-tailed lemurs. So common.

Really.  Lemurs are just hoi polloi.
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« Reply #649 on: March 13, 2015, 06:57:53 pm »

"They'll rip your face off" is an awesome quote from a biologist.
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« Reply #650 on: March 13, 2015, 08:46:12 pm »

Seriously. What is that otter doing in someone's kitchen?
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« Reply #651 on: March 26, 2015, 11:42:16 pm »



8 seconds after this phot, one of them shit, the other lay down in it and then they proceeded to eat each others cardigan.


I was thinking, dang, I've read 5 threads and Ash hasn't written anything can worthy. Then I read this.
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« Reply #652 on: April 06, 2015, 06:02:38 pm »

Are you sure that dog is not part bear?
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« Reply #653 on: April 06, 2015, 08:01:02 pm »

I get it. I miss having a dog to train to do cool stuff. The emergency backup pug being blind, there is not much she can do. I have been teaching a training class for volunteers at the shelter to keep up my training chops but in that situation, it's a major accomplishment sometimes just to get the dog's attention. It can be more like training wild animals. And there's no long-term since they're usually gone by the following week. It's an interesting challenge but not the same thing.
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« Reply #654 on: April 07, 2015, 05:50:05 pm »

I've never tried to train any animal to do anything except the necessary stuff, like shit outside and have some manners. I wish I had a dog. I really miss having a furry friend.
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« Reply #655 on: April 07, 2015, 09:59:01 pm »

Yesterday's hoss adventure:

Went out to feed, water and clean the hosss out and saw that the water bucket in one stall had a lot of floating alfalfa parts. Using my hand, I swept up the mat of green and tossed it into the stall. The handful of stuff was too heavy and it really got my attention when it hit the ground with a meaty 'plop'.

I'd just scooped out a drowned rat, which I then had to fight the dogs over possession thereof. They figured it was fair game since I'd thrown it away.

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« Reply #656 on: April 09, 2015, 02:44:16 pm »

First comment on that video: "How come bears are so cute sometimes, and other times they'll just tear your god damned face off?" How, indeed.
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« Reply #657 on: April 18, 2015, 07:52:18 am »

I want to hug a bear. This is a well known fact about me.
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« Reply #658 on: April 21, 2015, 05:59:48 pm »

Dogs dig odors, and your feet are so accessible to them.
Mine likes to roll in our (used) underwear, which nauseates my wife.  I tell her she should feel honored - Petunia wants to smell like the boss lady.
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« Reply #659 on: April 27, 2015, 03:47:16 pm »

You need to get him some stuff to herd.  Get it out of his system. Also, good messageboard posts.
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