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Re: Aminals
« Reply #660 on: April 28, 2015, 03:37:14 am »

that's a beautiful dog.
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Re: Aminals
« Reply #661 on: April 28, 2015, 05:08:05 pm »

Aw geez Ash you give us that nice dog photo and then you ruin it with the ticks??

But I am glad to know I have made the world a better place in this small way by influencing you to train a PhotoHound.
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« Reply #662 on: May 01, 2015, 01:30:52 pm »

That deserves the full link. The crocodile is almost as awesome as the hippo.
http://theconcourse.deadspin.com/watermelon-eating-techniques-of-large-animals-ranked-1690876006/+robharvilla
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« Reply #663 on: May 04, 2015, 12:17:26 am »

Those were all awesome. Now I want a watermelon.
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Re: Aminals
« Reply #664 on: May 05, 2015, 01:05:44 pm »

GET SOME

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« Reply #665 on: May 05, 2015, 01:23:29 pm »

Most people will never have as bad a day at work as that guy is having.
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Re: Aminals
« Reply #666 on: May 05, 2015, 01:42:12 pm »

WHAT HAPPENS NEXT??!?
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« Reply #667 on: May 05, 2015, 03:29:42 pm »

WHAT HAPPENS NEXT??!?

Yeah, I want to know if the leopard is able to keep running along that other wall like a NASCAR at Daytona.
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« Reply #668 on: May 05, 2015, 11:19:57 pm »

Kitty and Hippo just want to play.
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Re: Aminals
« Reply #669 on: May 18, 2015, 09:59:58 pm »

We'll just call you Lord Montague.
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« Reply #670 on: May 19, 2015, 05:37:07 pm »

It must be National Dog Fight Week and no one told us.

The potential pug came over yesterday. She's cute and smart and has a healthy unpuglike conformation, like a lot of snout and actual nostrils. She and the foster mom hung around for about an hour and a half. We went on a walk, then we sat and talked while the two pugs walked around the house. They seemed to be doing fine - Rose was pretty much unmoved as far as we could tell. So I said, OK, and we sat down and started to go through the contract and literally as I was initialing stuff on the second page Rose lost her shit and attacked her.

The foster mom said that she has an elderly cranky pug and the pup has learned to totally leave her alone, so she suggested I try keeping the pup for a week or so and see how it goes before we decide. So that's what we're doing.

I figured I could make it work and see if they get used to each other because the foster said she slept in a crate and I also have a lot of options with baby gates for various rooms. Well first of all I discover this long-legged sport model of pug can jump both the baby gates. Then I put her to sleep in the crate - after having her in and out of it successfully all day - and she pretty much whined the whole night, also with some barking. I finally got into a situation where I couldn't hear it and got a little sleep, but now I'm totally sleep deprived and trying to manage these two pugs, see if they are going to get used to each other without hurting each other, and get some minimal amount of work done.

The thing is that Rose seems to have some dementia, and she's blind. So it's not just normal correcting the puppy behavior. So the puppy's not reacting the way it reacted to the foster's cranky old pug correcting it.

There was one fight this morning and since then it's been a truce. But I'm starting to think it's unfair to the old pug in her golden years to do this, even if I were willing to put in the work.
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Re: Aminals
« Reply #671 on: May 20, 2015, 03:27:16 am »

All my dogs have been doing lately is rolling around in stinky crap.  Usually right after I've washed the last batch of stinky crap off of them.
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Re: Aminals
« Reply #672 on: May 20, 2015, 12:00:21 pm »

Lucky you! Oh wait...
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« Reply #673 on: May 20, 2015, 01:43:36 pm »

Ash called it. I am right now arranging for the puppy to go back.

People ask me for dog advice all the time and I've even done it for money now and again. And I realized telling this story, that I am exactly the client that we would roll our eyes about telling the story behind her back. I have a blind senile dog with aggression issues and I decided it would be a good plan to get a seriously undersocialized adolescent puppy. What could possibly go wrong?

They're not sure they can get here today though so we might have one more day of fun and excitement. At least she gave me some simple advice that might get us all some sleep. Apparently this is the one dog in a million who sleeps great in a crate as long as it's completely uncovered on all sides. Ugh, I sure wish I'd made more effort to get in touch and ask for advice about that yesterday evening. I called but she didn't call back and it was late by the time I realized.
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Re: Aminals
« Reply #674 on: June 02, 2015, 09:49:58 pm »

BWAHAHAHAHAHA!
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