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Re: Aminals
« Reply #675 on: June 02, 2015, 11:27:08 pm »
That is some Nuclear Option persuasion at work.
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« Reply #676 on: June 03, 2015, 03:03:08 am »
My hearts exploding!  These goats!
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« Reply #677 on: June 03, 2015, 05:35:12 am »
It's impossible to say no to those goats! My basal nervous system wants these goats!
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« Reply #678 on: June 15, 2015, 05:22:00 pm »
Make sure you're getting heritage turkeys - they're much more interesting than the white, mutant things that get raised for the supermarket freezer.
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« Reply #679 on: June 15, 2015, 07:06:02 pm »
We have lots of wild turkeys around here.  They're fun to watch and you can get surprisingly close to them sometimes.
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« Reply #680 on: June 15, 2015, 07:50:05 pm »
How does that even work? Do you send it off somewhere to be cut up into recognizable cow-meat segments?
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« Reply #681 on: June 15, 2015, 11:08:18 pm »
I would sure rather have Leon do it than do it myself. I'm not even great at, like, deboning chicken parts. I sure don't want to start with a whole critter.
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« Reply #682 on: June 16, 2015, 05:09:36 am »
That is very enterprising of you Ash. Are you sure you can get it all down in just one go watching a master work? I mean, that's a lot of cuts to slice up a cow. What if when it's your turn you butcher the job, so to speak? Would you call Leon in to clean up your mess or just live with it?
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« Reply #683 on: June 16, 2015, 10:21:47 pm »
So basically what you are saying is that you don't need some asshole with a sawz-all to tell you what a goddamn t-bone looks like. Ha ha ha...
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Re: Aminals
« Reply #684 on: June 17, 2015, 02:52:33 am »
Quote from: Asherdan on June 16, 2015, 07:38:18 pm
Really, I'd want to see what they used for tackle to lift and tools to section the damn carcass when things are big and unwieldy. Once I got the meat sectioned down so I can start table cutting I can deal. I haven't done anything bigger than a 90# deer or pig so just handling the mass on the ground is a challenge, as is hanging and sectioning the carcass.

2 to 1 the process involves splitting things with a goddam sawz-all.

Don't take that bet. I called the sawz-all right off the cuff.

Sawz-all are just so dang useful.  You can do so many things with 'em.
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« Reply #685 on: June 29, 2015, 06:55:42 pm »
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« Reply #686 on: July 07, 2015, 11:13:40 pm »
The filter that just keeps giving.
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« Reply #687 on: July 08, 2015, 02:58:25 am »
The other day there was a bird dying of a broken neck on the sidewalk in front of my house. It was too big for me to deal with killing it so I hoped I could just ignore it. Unfortunately the mailman came and informed me there was a small crowd around a bird at the bottom of my stairs. I went and got a box and put it someplace private. The people standing around were convincing themselves the bird was going to be OK basically because it was managing to find the energy to horribly struggle to get away from them. It was not going to be OK.

 I felt bad that I couldn't put it out of its misery but my experience is limited to things the size of mice and sparrows. This was like a starling or a young crow. I felt like it was better to let nature take its course than to do something that would be worse if I did it badly.
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Re: Aminals
« Reply #688 on: July 08, 2015, 12:34:24 pm »
NOW YOU ARE A MAN, MY SON.
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« Reply #689 on: July 08, 2015, 08:19:49 pm »
Quote from: Asherdan on July 08, 2015, 11:52:48 am
Update: he did it.

I'm giving the boy a can of Dr Pepper!
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