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Re: Aminals
« Reply #735 on: November 08, 2015, 01:37:57 am »
Hey, we almost missed today's World Numbat Day. Take a moment to think of my fellow -mbats.
http://projectnumbat.squarespace.com/news/2015/10/15/celebrate-world-numbat-day-on-saturday-7-november

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« Reply #736 on: November 09, 2015, 02:19:33 pm »
Quote from: wombat on November 08, 2015, 01:37:57 am
Hey, we almost missed today's World Numbat Day.

Man, that animal has an identity crisis.
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Re: Aminals
« Reply #737 on: November 17, 2015, 11:47:59 pm »
Awwww hoss blankies.
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« Reply #738 on: November 19, 2015, 07:56:55 pm »
The bug is gone. Wish his people luck. I'm pretty sure everything I did in the last week just made his behavior worse. I am now left alone in peace and quiet to contemplate the series of bad decisions large and small that have led me to where I am at this point in my life.
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« Reply #739 on: November 20, 2015, 06:45:46 pm »
I'd think getting into a pissing contest with a hoss was foolhardy enough.  A dong-waving contest would be an exercise in futility.
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Re: Aminals
« Reply #740 on: November 21, 2015, 11:31:13 pm »
Quote from: Asherdan on November 20, 2015, 12:07:11 pm
Goddam I can't go there. You win, hoss. Well played.

Right now I am debating whether or not to tell my hoss-loving 10-year-old daughter this story.
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« Reply #741 on: November 23, 2015, 04:17:58 pm »
Goddammit, evidence of rodents in the pantry again. These cats already piss me off by outliving the pugs and making it hard to have those foster  dogs I had, and now they can't even pull their weight around the house.

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« Reply #742 on: November 24, 2015, 12:57:46 pm »
Maybe the evil cat reads this messageboard, because she woke me up this morning howling over the dead penis she'd brought up to the bedroom. Weird, I'd have assumed she was on Facebook instead.
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« Reply #743 on: December 19, 2015, 09:35:09 pm »
Damn cats!

Although, I must say, once I had a dog and cat. The dog came first into the house and the cat never really took to the dog. After the dog passed I got another and the cat loved him almost immediately. The cat's name was Rae, by the way.
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« Reply #744 on: January 07, 2016, 01:47:51 am »
'Sup Bojack?
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« Reply #745 on: January 07, 2016, 10:17:22 pm »
It's wombles' demented half-brother
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Re: Aminals
« Reply #746 on: February 13, 2016, 12:30:20 am »
Enough with the hosss what about the goats?
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« Reply #747 on: February 14, 2016, 09:51:03 pm »
So what do you do with an 18 year old hoss that you can't ride?
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« Reply #748 on: February 14, 2016, 10:30:53 pm »
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So what do you do with an 18 year old hoss that you can't ride?

Register it for the draft?
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« Reply #749 on: February 15, 2016, 06:10:25 pm »
Quote from: pmcd9 on February 14, 2016, 09:51:03 pm
So what do you do with an 18 year old hoss that you can't ride?

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