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Re: Aminals
« Reply #765 on: April 14, 2016, 11:34:49 pm »

My thought was "someone having a much worse day at work than me."

Did you see the photo here?
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Re: Aminals
« Reply #766 on: April 15, 2016, 07:56:43 pm »
Best comment from the original website: "Furious George".
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« Reply #767 on: April 20, 2016, 04:17:42 pm »
Male hummingbirds are notorious for fighting with each other. He may not have been looking for food...
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Re: Aminals
« Reply #768 on: April 20, 2016, 05:33:37 pm »
He thought you were possessed of a flower.
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« Reply #769 on: April 20, 2016, 08:41:47 pm »
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« Reply #770 on: April 29, 2016, 05:26:12 pm »
On the bright side, water turtles are perfectly filthy and disgusting animals to keep, so in comparison a regular giraffe tank might seem like no trouble at all.

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Re: Aminals
« Reply #771 on: May 02, 2016, 10:26:16 pm »
Goats!
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« Reply #772 on: May 03, 2016, 12:40:27 pm »
How about when they know where the roast chicken on the dining room table come from?
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« Reply #773 on: May 03, 2016, 04:53:32 pm »
Here's a tiny can of Dr. Pepper to toss to that tiny humpin' dog.
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« Reply #774 on: May 04, 2016, 08:41:07 pm »
Quote from: Asherdan on May 04, 2016, 04:34:56 pm
Was calling dog Humphrey Humpity Humpington. Found out real name is Max. Disappointed, imagination was better than reality again.

You gotta admit, he is furiously trying to Max all the time.
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« Reply #775 on: May 05, 2016, 02:38:54 pm »
Quote from: Asherdan on May 04, 2016, 04:34:56 pm
Was calling dog Humphrey Humpity Humpington. Found out real name is Max. Disappointed, imagination was better than reality again.

Max Humpington. There you go.
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Re: Aminals
« Reply #776 on: May 06, 2016, 01:36:22 am »
Quote from: Asherdan on May 05, 2016, 03:55:29 pm
But damn. My nakedness scares herd animals. This is a real blow to the old self-esteem.

Maybe you need to look at it from another angle? Maybe your nakedness is a super power?
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« Reply #777 on: May 06, 2016, 03:04:50 am »
Quote from: Asherdan on May 05, 2016, 03:55:29 pm
My nakedness scares herd animals. This is a real blow to the old self-esteem.

Hell, that's the ultimate compliment.  My nakedness makes old ladies faint and herd animals stampede.

I gotta put that line in a song...
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Re: Aminals
« Reply #778 on: May 06, 2016, 08:21:24 pm »
How did he escape?
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« Reply #779 on: May 11, 2016, 07:12:38 pm »
Better him than Oakey.
Quote from: Asherdan on May 11, 2016, 03:55:55 pm
The oldest boy comes home last night and says: "Guess who I saw running down the street on my way to school?"

I guessed "Max Humpington?" and we all laughed.

That humpy-powered little monster is on the loose, look out world.
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