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Re: Aminals
« Reply #780 on: May 12, 2016, 05:31:56 am »
Quote from: jaydub on May 11, 2016, 07:12:38 pm
Better him than Oakey.

After the hoss escape story the other day, this was my first thought.
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« Reply #781 on: May 20, 2016, 06:22:46 pm »
hoss talk!
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« Reply #782 on: May 25, 2016, 08:29:14 pm »
Not clicking.

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« Reply #783 on: May 25, 2016, 10:43:54 pm »
Quote from: wombat on May 25, 2016, 08:29:14 pm
Not clicking.

Why did I click that?
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Re: Aminals
« Reply #784 on: May 26, 2016, 03:18:57 am »
Quote from: Asherdan on May 25, 2016, 08:54:35 pm
Oh, it ain't that bad, but I knew you would at least like a warning.

You shoulda seen when I grabbed that thing between index finger and thumb and squeezed it, though.

RULE #1: ALWAYS KEEP YOUR MOUTH SHUT.

(very important)

Dude, what the hell! I clicked the link and I was OK with what I saw! Disturbed, but ultimately OK! And THEN YOU WROTE THAT!
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Re: Aminals
« Reply #785 on: May 27, 2016, 04:10:23 pm »
"little creepy kings" is worth 100 cans, minimum.
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« Reply #786 on: May 28, 2016, 08:48:32 pm »
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Re: Aminals
« Reply #787 on: May 31, 2016, 05:48:11 pm »
Quote from: Asherdan on May 31, 2016, 04:37:47 pm
(I built that, yes I did, every last piece of it)

But do they call ya Asherdan the Coop Builder? Och, nooooo.
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« Reply #788 on: June 03, 2016, 11:47:43 pm »
Quote from: Asherdan on June 03, 2016, 10:27:16 pm
Recent SmartDecision: Turned off the heat lamp on the chicks three days ago. Gave them two nights to adapt in the garage and put them out in the coop yesterday.

Todays temp: 101d

They probably want to cool off under the lamp.
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« Reply #789 on: June 18, 2016, 10:04:55 pm »
That is a tough one. That is really going against his basic nature. This might be one to solve with a good fence instead of training.
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« Reply #790 on: June 18, 2016, 11:24:39 pm »
I have never been able to enjoy "look at these unlikely animal friends" videos for that reason. I just know that at any moment the carnivore partner is going to realize that this new thing it met is edible.
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Re: Aminals
« Reply #791 on: June 20, 2016, 07:39:47 pm »
Hooray!!!
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« Reply #792 on: June 23, 2016, 05:34:48 pm »
That is fuck*ng adorable
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Re: Aminals
« Reply #793 on: July 07, 2016, 10:44:54 pm »
Quote from: Asherdan on July 07, 2016, 09:17:26 pm
Today wombles harnessed the power of social media to join forces with Spouse in order to forge an unstoppable goat-alliance.

The only reasonable response was capitulation.

All hail our incoming goat-overlords.

This is definitely one of my best imaginary accomplishments.
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Re: Aminals
« Reply #794 on: July 08, 2016, 12:45:38 pm »
Wombat is Facebook friends with your wife? I didn't know that was allowed.
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