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Re: Aminals
« Reply #855 on: January 18, 2017, 03:18:04 am »
Good stuff. I figure riding hosss has something in common with motorcycles, in that there are two kinds of riders. Those who have fallen and those who will. My kid hasn't yet, and I hope when she does it turns out that well.

A few weeks ago she did go over some small jumps on Prissy the bitchy mare, who is not the least bit graceful. At one point I thought she was going to go over the front, but she held on.
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« Reply #856 on: January 26, 2017, 12:05:33 am »
Are you feeding that dog enough?
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« Reply #857 on: January 26, 2017, 04:54:13 am »
Quote from: Asherdan on January 26, 2017, 12:29:15 am
I like it, he's my murderous asshole.

Well said.
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« Reply #858 on: January 26, 2017, 08:52:54 pm »
I want to do one of those "if I acted like my cats" videos.

"Why are you eating that plant?"
"I'm soooooo hungryyyyyy"
"You ate this morning, you're not STARVING. Don't eat that paper either. Look, you have some perfectly good pretzels right here."
"Don't want those."
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« Reply #859 on: February 14, 2017, 06:39:07 pm »
That's gotta be bittersweet. Boop him on the nose for me.
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« Reply #860 on: February 15, 2017, 05:30:57 am »
It's a short ride to the glue factory Pinto. Best behave yourself.
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« Reply #861 on: February 15, 2017, 09:28:02 pm »
Awww. hosss have such good noses.

Do they even have glue factories anymore?
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« Reply #862 on: February 16, 2017, 01:24:32 am »
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I gotta say though...for Pinto and Oakie I may consider cremation. Probably not, though.

I mean, what am I gonna do with a big ass can of ash and bone chips?

A big ol' tub of glue though, that is very useful around a farm.
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« Reply #863 on: February 16, 2017, 01:18:45 pm »
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Mayor, that shit is fun.

I boop the nose of every hoss we meet. Haven't been bitten. Yet.
(Though Ish the one-eyed pony did kind of bite me when I fed him a carrot. I don't blame him, though, his depth perception is probably terrible.)
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« Reply #864 on: March 07, 2017, 12:54:36 am »
Pork party at Ash's place.
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« Reply #865 on: March 08, 2017, 09:55:53 pm »
Who wouldn't eat a pig named Yum Yum. That's what Charlotte should have spun into her web.
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« Reply #866 on: March 10, 2017, 10:21:19 pm »
I have a guitar that I still pick up once every couple of years, and you know what, it has never had an animal on it.  Something is not right about that.
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« Reply #867 on: March 11, 2017, 12:43:19 am »
Whichever one is sillier. The Boer definitely looks silly, but I don't know anything about their personalities. Nigerians I am pretty sure are ridiculous.
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« Reply #868 on: March 12, 2017, 02:18:50 am »
That seems insane. Shop around some more?
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« Reply #869 on: March 12, 2017, 10:47:37 pm »
I couldn't resist searching a little and around here the prices were well below a thousand dollars and some more like half that.
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