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Re: Aminals
« Reply #885 on: April 03, 2017, 08:33:33 pm »
Quote from: Carlos del Vaca on March 30, 2017, 03:21:11 pm
I am waiting for the pictures of grilled pork chops and barbecued pork shoulder.

Hell yeah! Also, no applesauce.
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« Reply #886 on: April 04, 2017, 01:20:44 am »
What have you got against applesauce?
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« Reply #887 on: April 04, 2017, 11:12:04 pm »
Quote from: wombat on April 04, 2017, 01:20:44 am
What have you got against applesauce?

Nothing really. I was just keeping it Achewood 100.
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« Reply #888 on: April 05, 2017, 01:53:55 am »
I assume I'd find my meat more delicious, or at least I'd savour it more if I raised it. And bacon is already good, so hopefully Buckle gives you joy tears.
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« Reply #889 on: April 07, 2017, 06:33:45 pm »
So he's busting into the feed stores, there?
Our proxy pony Charm did something very similar. One day they couldn't find him in his usual paddock, and eventually discovered that he had gotten out, went into the upper part of the barn, and was on his second bin of chicken feed.
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« Reply #890 on: April 15, 2017, 05:39:09 am »
That is so much pork.  We eat so little pork it would take us maybe a decade to get through that but a lot would just go to waste.  We are not pork people.  Except for the bacon.  I could get through that much bacon and just always having bacon on hand in such an abundant supply would increase my likelihood of eating it .

Recently, while being an adult at a job where I oversee a staff of 20+ people, my mind wandered and I was thinking "pork.  Poooork.  Porking.  He he.  If they knew what I was thinking they'd lose all respect for me.  Pork.

Also, I'm so disconcerted that the butcher paper on your meat is white instead of what I consider to be the correct colour of pinky-brown that all butchers here use.  What the hell man?  Is that a thing in your area, or is your butcher some sort of hipster maverick who uses words like artisanal to describe their process?
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« Reply #891 on: April 20, 2017, 12:20:55 am »
White is the color here too. Must be an America vs. Canada thing. I used the white butcher paper that came with the summer sausage for my dog and crackers picture because it made it more old fashioned looking. Not hipster at all.

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« Reply #892 on: April 26, 2017, 03:50:35 am »
How very Szyslakian!  Is there a black one hidden in there?
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« Reply #893 on: April 27, 2017, 01:29:55 am »
Are pickled eggs cooked? I've never had one.
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Re: Aminals
« Reply #894 on: April 27, 2017, 03:12:03 am »
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Are pickled eggs cooked? I've never had one.

They're hardboiled first.
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Re: Aminals
« Reply #895 on: May 16, 2017, 06:05:42 pm »
OK now that's just crazy. You can't even eat them!!
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« Reply #896 on: May 17, 2017, 04:18:49 pm »
You got sulcatas at just the right time to read a pretentious NYTimes article about them.
https://www.nytimes.com/2017/05/17/magazine/a-pet-tortoise-who-will-outlive-us-all.html?_r=0
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« Reply #897 on: May 17, 2017, 08:34:06 pm »
You know I could swear that at one point you said you weren't planning to get more dogs after the current ones because you wanted to be free to travel after the kids left home. I must be misremembering.
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« Reply #898 on: May 31, 2017, 07:45:40 pm »
Two!!
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« Reply #899 on: June 01, 2017, 12:35:47 am »
Uh, but what happens after it gets sold at auction?
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