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May 31st, 2010 - " --leave"
« on: June 01, 2010, 07:25:10 am »
http://www.achewood.com/index.php?date=05312010

Is he seeing the server's mouth as a sphincter?

Is that... blood? Loose stool? I'm lost here.
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Re: May 31st, 2010 - " --leave"
« Reply #1 on: June 01, 2010, 08:19:01 am »
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Re: May 31st, 2010 - " --leave"
« Reply #2 on: June 01, 2010, 12:25:26 pm »
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Re: May 31st, 2010 - " --leave"
« Reply #3 on: June 01, 2010, 12:36:40 pm »
Oh god, I need this to be over now.
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Re: May 31st, 2010 - " --leave"
« Reply #4 on: June 01, 2010, 04:32:35 pm »
I have met guys like that.  They tend to be sitting in booths at greasy spoons attached to bus depots.  Guys like Vince Li. 
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Re: May 31st, 2010 - " --leave"
« Reply #5 on: June 01, 2010, 05:02:54 pm »
Quote from: side_show on June 01, 2010, 04:32:35 pm
I have met guys like that.  They tend to be sitting in booths at greasy spoons attached to bus depots.  Guys like Vince Li. 

Whoa.  From the linked Wiki:

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At 12:01 a.m. on July 30, 2008, Tim McLean, a carnival worker, was returning home to Manitoba after working at a fair in Alberta.[3]...  Li then went back to the body and began severing other body parts and consuming some of McLean's flesh.

So, I guess Vince Li is some kind of Carny-vore.
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Re: May 31st, 2010 - " --leave"
« Reply #6 on: June 01, 2010, 05:05:14 pm »
GROAN
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Re: May 31st, 2010 - " --leave"
« Reply #7 on: June 01, 2010, 07:29:58 pm »
Double Groan.

This makes me think also of my time in the service industry.  These sorts of things, when they happen are terrible at the time, but then in hindsight, having a nude guy in the restaurant is one of the highlights you tell others about your time working at your shitty-ass service job.

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Re: May 31st, 2010 - " --leave"
« Reply #8 on: June 02, 2010, 05:27:08 am »
Quote from: AugustWest on June 01, 2010, 05:02:54 pm
Whoa.  From the linked Wiki:

So, I guess Vince Li is some kind of Carny-vore.

CANNED.
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Re: May 31st, 2010 - " --leave"
« Reply #9 on: June 03, 2010, 01:38:54 am »
This is very disturbing.

And poor Phillippe is on his way home.
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Re: May 31st, 2010 - " --leave"
« Reply #10 on: June 03, 2010, 09:45:36 pm »
Quote from: revdj on June 03, 2010, 01:38:54 am
This is very disturbing.

And poor Phillippe is on his way home.

Fantastic point.  What of the rosemary-garlic shrimp?  WHO WILL THINK OF THE SHRIMP!
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