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June 8 2010 Everything is possible in a nice van :)
« on: June 09, 2010, 12:04:34 am »
 http://www.achewood.com/index.php?date=06082010

Oh.
My.
God.

I don't believe we've seen Nice Pete win his special game of basketball, but it looks like he's about to win.

Poor Teadore.
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Andy, can I be your homecoming queen? June 8, 2010
« Reply #1 on: June 09, 2010, 12:06:27 am »
I think Tèodor is going to get his murderin' cherry popped tonight. Or his manlovin' one.
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Re: Andy, can I be your homecoming queen? June 8, 2010
« Reply #2 on: June 09, 2010, 12:19:25 am »
Quote from: sensate on June 09, 2010, 12:06:27 am
I think Tèodor is going to get his murderin' cherry popped tonight. Or his manlovin' one.

Could be too late for the latter.

It's been a while since Achewood has given me a sense of dread like this, and I like it.
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Re: June 8 2010 Everything is possible in a nice van :)
« Reply #3 on: June 09, 2010, 12:27:14 am »
Nice Pete's little slanted eyes as he says "in a nice van".
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Re: June 8 2010 Everything is possible in a nice van :)
« Reply #4 on: June 09, 2010, 02:27:10 am »
Nice Pete might just get his bone on (sans murder)--since he thinks that it's ok for a man to give another man kisses and all.
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Re: June 8 2010 Everything is possible in a nice van :)
« Reply #5 on: June 09, 2010, 03:06:57 am »
who knows what will happen next...

Everything is possible!
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Re: June 8 2010 Everything is possible in a nice van :)
« Reply #6 on: June 09, 2010, 03:45:58 am »
i cant decide if i want to know what happens next or not.
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Re: June 8 2010 Everything is possible in a nice van :)
« Reply #7 on: June 09, 2010, 04:40:17 am »
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Re: June 8 2010 Everything is possible in a nice van :)
« Reply #8 on: June 09, 2010, 06:58:26 am »
this strip makes me think of this article.  Not the political part, just the having lots of sex in lots of places part.
http://www.annoy.com/editorials/doc.html?DocumentID=100870
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Re: June 8 2010 Everything is possible in a nice van :)
« Reply #9 on: June 09, 2010, 02:07:54 pm »
Quote from: greenkoolayd on June 09, 2010, 03:45:58 am
i cant decide if i want to know what happens next or not.

Yes.  This.  Dread plus fascination.
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Re: June 8 2010 Everything is possible in a nice van :)
« Reply #10 on: June 09, 2010, 02:12:52 pm »
But quite a bit of dread really.
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Re: June 8 2010 Everything is possible in a nice van :)
« Reply #11 on: June 09, 2010, 02:13:45 pm »
Nice Pete failed his dare pretty hard. Hopefully this will give Teodor some leverage so that he can bail sooner rather than later.
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Re: June 8 2010 Everything is possible in a nice van :)
« Reply #12 on: June 09, 2010, 02:33:11 pm »
What part of high school involved having three-way gay sex with an old blind man in a van?  I missed that part.

(Fortunately.)
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Re: June 8 2010 Everything is possible in a nice van :)
« Reply #13 on: June 09, 2010, 03:21:38 pm »
This reminds me, when searching online for an old highschool friend of mine who has fallen off my radar, I found this poem he wrote. Since I had a serious crush on him back in high school I was shocked, more about the peg leg than anything else...  Needless to say, some people are having unusual fun in highschool, which I imagine by the language structure and vintage of the site itself is likely the case for my old friend.  I wonder what his life looks like these days?  Maybe he and peg leg will live happily ever after.
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Re: June 8 2010 Everything is possible in a nice van :)
« Reply #14 on: June 09, 2010, 03:37:07 pm »
Replace Dennys with Highway Reststop and you've a less than unusual occurrence.
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