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Re: Fuck summer
« Reply #135 on: September 03, 2010, 03:28:19 am »
Quote from: JorgeFabregas on September 03, 2010, 02:46:21 am
How any blind men does it take to find DP pornography on the internet?

I'm not sure, but if you want to help out the cause, you could always record an audio description of any old porno site you like for the visually impaired at http://pornfortheblind.org/ (nsfw). 

I just listened to the description of Big Sausage Pizza, and it's sort of weird how bored the guy who's describing the site sounds, and also how it turns into a PSA for a charity at the end.  Also, further listening of other audio clips makes clear that some descriptions are just jokes like the www.elvisrape.com one, while others are oddly serious descriptions of porn sites and clips.

Yes, you can watch porn and do volunteer work at the same time.
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Re: Fuck summer
« Reply #136 on: September 03, 2010, 03:35:38 am »
Nice. So does that mean my subscription to Asshole Fever may be tax deductible?
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Re: Fuck summer
« Reply #137 on: September 03, 2010, 04:26:45 am »
Sometimes when you type in a captcha it says you're helping the blind like that and I like to try to imagine what filthy sentence they're from. Like "stifling unguent" or something.
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Re: Fuck summer
« Reply #138 on: September 08, 2010, 09:39:16 pm »
Quote from: Asherdan on September 08, 2010, 08:21:30 pm
Dear Summer,

Come back you goddam bitch! Don't make me come after you or I'm gonna slug you up so good I'll be able to sell you for a Picasso! Remember how I stood up for you? Remember how ever one was talking you down and I took you in and let you wash your hair and cleaned the scabs off your knees and gave you a meal or three? You ungrateful whore, you gonna throw all we had in my face and run off on me!?!

You bitch, you come back here I outta cut your damn throat and feed you to the turtles crotch first!

I love you baby, I need you, don't hurt me or yourself like this...come on back home.

[the pool is finished and it is 65d and misting]

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Re: Fuck summer
« Reply #139 on: September 08, 2010, 10:45:38 pm »
She's living here in Houston still.  But I can see a faraway look in her eyes.
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Re: Fuck summer
« Reply #140 on: September 09, 2010, 10:56:52 am »
Ah baby, I knew you'd come back to me. Forget those fools, you know I'll treat you right.
 
This post is from a man who just got done organising his new years celebrations on a beautiful beach in the middle of summer. Because that's how we roll.
« Last Edit: September 09, 2010, 11:06:19 am by Doc »
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Re: Fuck summer
« Reply #141 on: September 12, 2010, 01:05:15 am »
last summer my girlfriend worked for an organization that recorded audio descriptions of things for the blind.

her favorite story is that once they were doing the comics page, and it was like;
Old man: yes, so, beetle bailey says, gee, it's our anniversary, I got you something we can both enjoy
my gal: oh wow, you're such a swell guy!
old man: and now he's pulling out... what is that? string? or something?
my gal: that's... that is thong underwear.
old man: underwear? that can't be underwear. What? what's the joke?
my gal: it's underwear. he got her... he got her underwear.

today it felt like Spring in Saint Louis. it was weird.
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Re: Fuck summer
« Reply #142 on: September 12, 2010, 08:15:50 am »
Quote from: theinevitable on September 12, 2010, 01:05:15 am
last summer my girlfriend worked for an organization that recorded audio descriptions of things for the blind.

her favorite story is that once they were doing the comics page, and it was like;
Old man: yes, so, beetle bailey says, gee, it's our anniversary, I got you something we can both enjoy
my gal: oh wow, you're such a swell guy!
old man: and now he's pulling out... what is that? string? or something?
my gal: that's... that is thong underwear.
old man: underwear? that can't be underwear. What? what's the joke?
my gal: it's underwear. he got her... he got her underwear.

I think it was you, inev, who introduced me ti Comics Curmudgeon
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Re: Fuck summer
« Reply #143 on: September 12, 2010, 01:47:24 pm »
Quote from: pmcd9 on September 12, 2010, 08:15:50 am
I think it was you, inev, who introduced me ti Comics Curmudgeon
Shit, that page is fantastic. I found something to replace achewood in my morning routine.
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Re: Fuck summer
« Reply #144 on: September 12, 2010, 02:10:51 pm »
Com-Curm is some good shit.

The way it deconstructed the batshit way "For Better or For Worse" collapsed in on itself was Legendary Win.
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Re: Fuck summer
« Reply #145 on: September 12, 2010, 04:26:19 pm »
Man, I haven't read the mudge in a long while.
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