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No retard should pay to eat (Dec. 16)
« on: December 16, 2003, 11:57:56 am »
Alternate title: "a bucket of Colonel and a pint of dippin' gravy"

Raise your hand if you are so easily identified by the items in your car.
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No retard should pay to eat (Dec. 16)
« Reply #1 on: December 16, 2003, 02:52:42 pm »
i would have gone with 'some ice machine on tilt' personally -- what a great line!

and whoa, yesterday's strip got bigger!
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Re: No retard should pay to eat (Dec. 16)
« Reply #2 on: December 16, 2003, 04:21:44 pm »
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Raise your hand if you are so easily identified by the items in your car.


Not really. My car tends to just be full of cds.
Oh.
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No retard should pay to eat (Dec. 16)
« Reply #3 on: December 16, 2003, 05:46:28 pm »
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Raise your hand if you are so easily identified by the items in your car.


Back when I had a car of my own...the leopard print: seat covers, steering wheel, hanging air freshener, CD case, rear seat organizer, and visor mirror usually gave me away.  If not that, then the bumper sticker that said, "You can always tell a [my alma mater] girl, but you can't tell her much."  

RIP, Meredith.  R.    I.    P.  

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No retard should pay to eat (Dec. 16)
« Reply #4 on: December 16, 2003, 05:50:05 pm »
I'm sorry: leopard skin seat covers?
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No retard should pay to eat (Dec. 16)
« Reply #5 on: December 16, 2003, 05:57:52 pm »
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I'm sorry: leopard skin seat covers?


Is that so wrong?
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No retard should pay to eat (Dec. 16)
« Reply #6 on: December 16, 2003, 06:11:53 pm »
Dear Lord, YES.

I mean, if you even have to ask the question there's so much fundamentally wrong there that I don't think there's anything anyone can do to help.
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No retard should pay to eat (Dec. 16)
« Reply #7 on: December 16, 2003, 06:27:10 pm »
My car appears completely clean from the outside since I never leave anything on the seats/floor. But if you get close you can see I'm too lazy to vaccuum/dust. Ever.
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No retard should pay to eat (Dec. 16)
« Reply #8 on: December 16, 2003, 06:45:27 pm »
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I'm sorry: leopard skin seat covers?


Is that so wrong?

If that's wrong, then hell no I don't want to be right.

I don't have leopard-skin seat covers myself, though
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No retard should pay to eat (Dec. 16)
« Reply #9 on: December 16, 2003, 06:48:32 pm »
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Dear Lord, YES.

I mean, if you even have to ask the question there's so much fundamentally wrong there that I don't think there's anything anyone can do to help.


Easy for you to say from your cushy Pacific coast state.  Try coming here and borrowing the leopard print monstrosity of a motor vehicle when yours is unavailable.  It was nightmarish.  Truckers would laugh at me on the highway.  Truckers!
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No retard should pay to eat (Dec. 16)
« Reply #10 on: December 16, 2003, 07:05:06 pm »
Truckers are people too!

Retarded kids, innocent booger-eating puppies...if they're going to hell, what chance do the rest of us have?  

NONE, I tell you, NONE!
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No retard should pay to eat (Dec. 16)
« Reply #11 on: December 16, 2003, 07:23:13 pm »
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Retarded kids, innocent booger-eating puppies...if they're going to hell, what chance do the rest of us have?  

My suspicion is that these people are actually in Heaven and just subcontracting misery. I really doubt poor Scrambles went to Hell.

I love the idea that Ray ordered all that KFC and then apparently didn't actually eat it. It's so... Ray. (And I love the fact that Beef can apparently spot the KFC from long range -- at first, I thought he was just supposed to be mystically sensing Ray's car, despite it being an identical 1982 Brat to everyone else's in Hell.)

Meanwhile, where's Robert Johnson? I want to see the conversation between him and Beef.
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No retard should pay to eat (Dec. 16)
« Reply #12 on: December 16, 2003, 07:34:19 pm »
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I really doubt poor Scrambles went to Hell.


Scrambles is dead?  

SCRAAAAAAAAAAAMBLES!!!!

Oh, and when I said that none of us had a chance?  Nice Jough maybe has a chance.
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No retard should pay to eat (Dec. 16)
« Reply #13 on: December 16, 2003, 09:51:50 pm »
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i would have gone with 'some ice machine on tilt' personally -- what a great line!


That line had a hint of Achewood smoothness as I read it, but I must admit that I have not a clue what the phrase "on tilt" means.

Man, I am going to make a terrible hipster when I grow up.
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No retard should pay to eat (Dec. 16)
« Reply #14 on: December 16, 2003, 10:38:09 pm »
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That line had a hint of Achewood smoothness as I read it, but I must admit that I have not a clue what the phrase "on tilt" means.


I think it has something to do with pinball.
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