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Re: Garden Growers
« Reply #15 on: July 13, 2010, 11:52:59 am »
Quote from: carlosdelvaca on July 12, 2010, 03:20:10 pm
My zucchini and potatoes died.  Completely and totally.  I am upset.

they need love.  try ejaculating on them.
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Re: Garden Growers
« Reply #16 on: July 13, 2010, 01:05:51 pm »
Quote from: fent on July 13, 2010, 11:52:59 am
they need love.  try ejaculating on them.

Heyo!
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Re: Garden Growers
« Reply #17 on: July 13, 2010, 05:37:28 pm »
Hmm, a 5m2 garden at the recommended fertilization rate of 250kg/hectare for zucchini requires 125g of high nitrogen fertilizer.  Half a cup of spunk.  That's gonna be a lot of work.
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Re: Garden Growers
« Reply #18 on: July 13, 2010, 06:15:53 pm »
Zucchini bukkake?
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Re: Garden Growers
« Reply #19 on: July 13, 2010, 06:26:33 pm »
Zuckake
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Re: Garden Growers
« Reply #20 on: July 13, 2010, 06:37:24 pm »
Ah, I hadn't considered a communal effort.  A 20 man circle jerk would do the trick.

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Re: Garden Growers
« Reply #21 on: July 13, 2010, 07:59:00 pm »
Rule 34?
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Re: Garden Growers
« Reply #22 on: July 13, 2010, 08:21:28 pm »
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Re: Garden Growers
« Reply #23 on: July 14, 2010, 02:48:28 am »
Hey AC, the Orchid Food I used was "Schultz Orchid Food"  19-31-17.  It worked wonders.
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Re: Garden Growers
« Reply #24 on: July 14, 2010, 06:51:34 am »
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Re: Garden Growers
« Reply #25 on: July 15, 2010, 05:55:52 am »
damn
where'd everyone go?
helllo??  hello...  ello...  lo

damn it's quiet in here

oh well. 

*whips out schlong*

*masturbates on the zuccchini*
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