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7-04-2010 - You ever suck dick? You ever want to?
« on: July 04, 2010, 07:27:13 pm »
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Re: 7-04-2010 - You ever suck dick? You ever want to?
« Reply #1 on: July 04, 2010, 08:01:25 pm »
The correct thread title is "Like if your neighbor had a Ferrari."
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Re: 7-04-2010 - You ever suck dick? You ever want to?
« Reply #2 on: July 04, 2010, 08:08:26 pm »
The really long goodbye.
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Re: 7-04-2010 - You ever suck dick? You ever want to?
« Reply #3 on: July 05, 2010, 12:31:10 am »
Quote from: wombat on July 04, 2010, 08:01:25 pm
The correct thread title is "Like if your neighbor had a Ferrari."

Yes.

I have to say that I hate Nice Pete and I am not digging this storyline. I am half tempted to renew my subscription to Onstad's paid site so that it would hopefully refresh my faith in Achewood. Nice Pete really bothers me.
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Re: 7-04-2010 - You ever suck dick? You ever want to?
« Reply #4 on: July 05, 2010, 01:14:26 am »
I love Achewood because everyone always learns an important life lesson, like whether they would desert a dying man, or whether they would suck a cock before they die.
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Re: 7-04-2010 - You ever suck dick? You ever want to?
« Reply #5 on: July 05, 2010, 01:55:59 am »
onstad is a champ at creating things that i would never expect to see or think of on my own, or under the influence of chemicals.
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Re: 7-04-2010 - You ever suck dick? You ever want to?
« Reply #6 on: July 05, 2010, 02:30:09 am »
I am digging this storyline, not sure what that says about me, but I am also looking forward to its eventual conclusion.
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Re: 7-04-2010 - You ever suck dick? You ever want to?
« Reply #7 on: July 05, 2010, 04:47:59 am »
This is another one of those comics that reaffirms Onstad's inability to remember that his cast is comprised of child-sized stuffed animals and housecats.

Consider what a ten inch dong means for a character less than three feet tall. Forget Ferraris -- it'd be like your neighbor owned the goddamned Death Star.
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Re: 7-04-2010 - You ever suck dick? You ever want to?
« Reply #8 on: July 05, 2010, 05:33:09 am »
Perhaps we're talking Underground-scale inches.
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Re: 7-04-2010 - You ever suck dick? You ever want to?
« Reply #9 on: July 05, 2010, 08:35:57 am »
Quote from: lprkn on July 05, 2010, 02:30:09 am
but I am also looking forward to its eventual conclusion.

or it's climax, if you will.

Sorry.

Hi Everyone :)
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Re: 7-04-2010 - You ever suck dick? You ever want to?
« Reply #10 on: July 05, 2010, 01:11:57 pm »
I am also not enjoying this storyline but MagFlare's observation almost makes it worth it.
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Re: 7-04-2010 - You ever suck dick? You ever want to?
« Reply #11 on: July 05, 2010, 03:27:12 pm »
Quote from: pubdoggy on July 05, 2010, 08:35:57 am
Hi Everyone :)

Hey dude.  Good to see  you. 

You too MagFlare.
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Re: 7-04-2010 - You ever suck dick? You ever want to?
« Reply #12 on: July 05, 2010, 03:30:11 pm »
Is it just me, or would, in real life, Nathan's voice be identical to Herbert the Pervert's (from Family Guy)?
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Re: 7-04-2010 - You ever suck dick? You ever want to?
« Reply #13 on: July 05, 2010, 05:12:31 pm »
I will brooke no comparison between Achewood and Family Guy.
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Re: 7-04-2010 - You ever suck dick? You ever want to?
« Reply #14 on: July 05, 2010, 05:27:24 pm »
I imagined the voice of Paul's grandfather from "Hard Day's Night".

And I agree with p-to-the-mcd, by the way.

The only valid way Family Guy can be used in anything like an analogy is in the artistic equivalent of Godwin's Law.

It is as if you are using the nuclear option from which no other discussion can be retrieved.

"You are basically like the worst show in history and so, like, we can no longer have a rational discussion past this point."
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