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Author Topic: 7-04-2010 - You ever suck dick? You ever want to?  (Read 6009 times)

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Re: 7-04-2010 - You ever suck dick? You ever want to?
« Reply #15 on: July 05, 2010, 08:42:36 pm »
Sometimes I just love the way Onstad uses the language.

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You do what you need to, but do what you want to, too.

Very good.  Reminds me of Ray's "That's fine, 'cos that's okay" from this strip.
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Re: 7-04-2010 - You ever suck dick? You ever want to?
« Reply #16 on: July 05, 2010, 09:49:33 pm »
Always I just love the way Onstad uses the language.
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Re: 7-04-2010 - You ever suck dick? You ever want to?
« Reply #17 on: July 05, 2010, 10:53:44 pm »
Onstad, he uses the language and I love it. He use it into my ear, he use it on my imagination. There is nothing to be done about it.
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Re: 7-04-2010 - You ever suck dick? You ever want to?
« Reply #18 on: July 06, 2010, 12:19:11 am »
Quote from: littlefallsmets on July 05, 2010, 05:27:24 pm
I imagined the voice of Paul's grandfather from "Hard Day's Night".

And I agree with p-to-the-mcd, by the way.

The only valid way Family Guy can be used in anything like an analogy is in the artistic equivalent of Godwin's Law.

It is as if you are using the nuclear option from which no other discussion can be retrieved.

"You are basically like the worst show in history and so, like, we can no longer have a rational discussion past this point."

I quite like family guy. This means that LFM can go away now.
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Re: 7-04-2010 - You ever suck dick? You ever want to?
« Reply #19 on: July 06, 2010, 02:50:44 am »
Quote from: Bobby Isosceles on July 06, 2010, 12:19:11 am
I quite like family guy. This means that LFM can go away now.

I like that guy.  He may be frequently full of shit, but he's sincere. 
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Re: 7-04-2010 - You ever suck dick? You ever want to?
« Reply #20 on: July 06, 2010, 03:04:54 pm »
Quote from: AugustWest on July 05, 2010, 03:27:12 pm
You too MagFlare.

Thanks. It's great to be here, making thought-provoking observations about the c*ck lengths of housecats.

please god let this storyline end
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Re: 7-04-2010 - You ever suck dick? You ever want to?
« Reply #21 on: July 07, 2010, 03:23:47 pm »
Why hasn't anyone remembered that T has indeed sucked dick, at least in the hypothetical.
http://achewood.com/index.php?date=08252006
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Re: 7-04-2010 - You ever suck dick? You ever want to?
« Reply #22 on: July 07, 2010, 10:42:41 pm »
Took a long time to run that zipper.
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Re: 7-04-2010 - You ever suck dick? You ever want to?
« Reply #23 on: July 07, 2010, 11:25:31 pm »
Quote from: Arachno-capitalist on July 07, 2010, 03:23:47 pm
Why hasn't anyone remembered that T has indeed sucked dick, at least in the hypothetical.
http://achewood.com/index.php?date=08252006


Does anyone have my Teodor sucking Ray's cock GIF lying about? I was proud of that
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Re: 7-04-2010 - You ever suck dick? You ever want to?
« Reply #24 on: July 09, 2010, 12:25:23 am »
This strip made me believe that Achewood still has it. It's kind of a douchey comment, like a backhanded compliment, but I mean it in the best way possible: Ho.ly. Fuck. A++
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