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Author Topic: 9 July 2010 - The gay man reveals his dong  (Read 5325 times)

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Re: 9 July 2010 - The gay man reveals his dong
« Reply #15 on: July 09, 2010, 11:59:52 pm »
Quote from: Asherdan on July 09, 2010, 07:12:18 pm
I wonder if you can pick a lock with some barbed cat cack.

I mean for god's sake.  Any thing or combination of things that can bring about this line of speculation is golden.  Thank you, Onstad and this website.

Even so,

WHY FIND OUT
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Re: 9 July 2010 - The gay man reveals his dong
« Reply #16 on: July 12, 2010, 10:41:21 pm »
If Driscoll had authored this strip, the sound-effect would have been heft
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Re: 9 July 2010 - The gay man reveals his dong
« Reply #17 on: July 14, 2010, 08:39:09 pm »
I think Teodor is about to break out of a van by slinging a gay cat by the dick.
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Re: 9 July 2010 - The gay man reveals his dong
« Reply #18 on: July 14, 2010, 08:51:37 pm »
There's a phrase wanting to be coined.

"taking the gay cat by the dick" which would be along the lines of doing something distasteful at the exact right time because it fixes the problem.

"Man, when he stuck his hands into the elephant shit to dismantle the bomb underneath, he was really taking the gay cat by the dick."
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Re: 9 July 2010 - The gay man reveals his dong
« Reply #19 on: July 14, 2010, 09:13:34 pm »
I have a gay cat :(
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Re: 9 July 2010 - The gay man reveals his dong
« Reply #20 on: July 15, 2010, 03:07:23 am »
Most (male?) animals are bi.  They just want to get their bone on, man.
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Re: 9 July 2010 - The gay man reveals his dong
« Reply #21 on: July 15, 2010, 03:54:30 am »
Animals just wanna get their bone on, no question.

Who ain't seen a dog try to go to town on a cat?

It's funnier when a large cat tries to go to town on a tiny dog, though.
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Re: 9 July 2010 - The gay man reveals his dong
« Reply #22 on: July 15, 2010, 04:59:49 am »
I once had a bumper sticker that read "think putting on a condom is hard?  Try it with paws- have yer pets spayed and neutered"

Masturbating with paws would be even harder.
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Re: 9 July 2010 - The gay man reveals his dong
« Reply #23 on: July 15, 2010, 07:33:51 am »
All depends on if your claws retract and what your tastes are.
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Re: 9 July 2010 - The gay man reveals his dong
« Reply #24 on: July 15, 2010, 12:33:02 pm »
Quote from: Arachno-capitalist on July 14, 2010, 09:13:34 pm
I have a gay cat :(

That's a tough situation, sounds like you need to take that gay cat by the dick.
Figuratively speaking.

Quote from: KeithHernandez on July 15, 2010, 04:59:49 am
I once had a bumper sticker that read "think putting on a condom is hard?  Try it with paws- have yer pets spayed and neutered"

I assume the barbs would also poke holes in the condom. Those poor kitties have nothing but hassle getting their bone on.
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Re: 9 July 2010 - The gay man reveals his dong
« Reply #25 on: July 15, 2010, 03:16:27 pm »
also, while it is hard to "masturbate with claws," people do not have the luxury of licking their own genitals.
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Re: 9 July 2010 - The gay man reveals his dong
« Reply #26 on: July 15, 2010, 03:26:25 pm »
I have heard (through no authoritative source) that approximately one in every one million men is able to perform auto-fellatio.

So, google that up if you want.  Brings whole new meaning to the phrase "You're one in a million," don't it.
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Re: 9 July 2010 - The gay man reveals his dong
« Reply #27 on: July 15, 2010, 03:29:06 pm »
contrarily autocunnilingus was thought impossible but there exists video evidence of it happening and NO i will not link you to it
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Re: 9 July 2010 - The gay man reveals his dong
« Reply #28 on: July 15, 2010, 03:30:30 pm »
Must be a gymnast.
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Re: 9 July 2010 - The gay man reveals his dong
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